To think DP didn't fool anyone

[EarlGrayAndCake]

We were sitting in a very genteel cafe when DP looked uncomfortable and leaned to the left. A massive trump came ripping out.

DP looks horrified, whispers 'oh, shit!' and then announces to the cafe at large 'Oh! Erm,mosques,h chairs!'

AIBU to think he fooled no one?

Ds1 was still is a huge farter from birth. In a baby massage class at 4months old he was feeding and let out a huge long and squelchy one. I said jokingly to the group "scuuuse meeee! Ever so sorry " They looked absolutely disgusted. Trying to explain afterwards just made it worse. I don't joke about farts now

If anyone would like farty shoes I reccomend crocs.....not the big ones but the ones in a court shoe style. Siliconey rubber and no holes for the trapped air to get out. Every step is a fart sound.....the children in my class think it's hysterical so I wear them as a treat for them!