Sod a parking dispute - I bring you a fucking wheelie bin dispute.....

[Babyiwantabump]

Absolutely fucking livid . Probably disproportionately so as I am hormonal but I don't care .

Background description :
House then back garden then garage then fenced area then entryway . All my boundary up to where my back fence meets the entryway. I am end terraced so entry runs down left hand side of garden and house too.

Have lived here many years . Not close with any neighbors . One on the left killed my cat other across the entry is pleasant . Say good morning and exchange pleasantries but no more than that .

Have been finding bins on my bit of land behind my house for a while - thought it may have been a mistake that neighbors might have thought it was my bin and put it there all nice as you do.

Today I have just watched several of my neighbors take the bins of people who are out at work or not in off the street and put them on my land! Like the area behind my garage is a fucking neighborhood bin store ! It's not !

It's my fucking land and AIBU to tell them to get the fuck to fucking fuck and fuck off some more!!!

And breathe .

I would just rehome them. Drag them to a much more inconvenient place and stick some cheap fencing / barbed wire up.

as daft as it is you can't actually see unless up stairs would still piss me off I'd pull them from my land and randomly stick them in the entry and I'd do it every fucking time the cheeky bastards better still I'd follow them as there dragging the bins n leaving them an shout you've left your bin while chasing them I'd make them feel so uncomfortable or is drag bin an leave it right on there doorstep so they'd walk into it leaving the house not spiteful at all

diddl yes one of the bins belonged to the neighbour that complained mine were unsightly whilst there!

Take their bins to the tip.

halfman I would be neighborly - well I am but the thing is they aren't! They never take in parcels , never look out for my house etc etc . It's like they are in a secret neighborhood club but I'm not invited !
And this is the last straw for me really !

furry that did make me giggle - alas it is tipping down with rain so maybe I will need to go with the gloss paint cock and balls on the bins instead !

mummy it is infuriating ! I know I can't see it but it's just the bloody cheek of it all! Next week I'm going to rush out to get the bins when they do (I'm a bit lax and normally bring them in when I can be bothered - that's another thing they don't do! They don't even bring my bloody bin in!) and make a point of standing in the "bin storage" area and see what they do then!

Or I might take the bins for a very long walk and hide them in random places up the entry

Wait. In camouflage. With a paintball gun. Or a super soaker...

I would scatter them randomly through the neighbourhood then act innocent

Just move one...

I would put all the bins in your garage so they have to come and ask you for them back, you know some nosy bugger will spot you.

Then make it very clear they should not be on your land

I might just decide to do some tidying up of the bit behind the garage at that exact time and pop up at them as they dump the bins ...

Ooh ooh I could be painting the fence with the paint sprayer thingy and make out that they have made me jump as I spin round spraying them with forest green ( or maple brown)

arf loving the parking warden idea!

I don't actually know the name of the paint I have so it might be neither of those colors .

You need to move home OP.

(You also need to take anything left on your property and lock it in the garage. Then put a chain across the entryway.)

Paint fuck you inside all the lids.

Put lipstick on the wipers!

arf it is! That is a blatant fuck you right there! They say don't put my bins in the back (on my property) then put their bins there - and leave my bins on the street!

They have never ever taken my bins in once since I moved in so its not because I'm at home either!

thedailywail what wipers?

Please please do one of these and report back!!

Draw a pentagram and some other random mystical symbols on each of the bins, with a number 6 too. Next time the bins reappear repeat with a number 5, then 4, 3...

Hopefully they wouldn't reach zero... I shall have to consider a suitable move from there!