Sod a parking dispute - I bring you a fucking wheelie bin dispute.....

[Babyiwantabump]

Absolutely fucking livid . Probably disproportionately so as I am hormonal but I don't care .

Background description :
House then back garden then garage then fenced area then entryway . All my boundary up to where my back fence meets the entryway. I am end terraced so entry runs down left hand side of garden and house too.

Have lived here many years . Not close with any neighbors . One on the left killed my cat other across the entry is pleasant . Say good morning and exchange pleasantries but no more than that .

Have been finding bins on my bit of land behind my house for a while - thought it may have been a mistake that neighbors might have thought it was my bin and put it there all nice as you do.

Today I have just watched several of my neighbors take the bins of people who are out at work or not in off the street and put them on my land! Like the area behind my garage is a fucking neighborhood bin store ! It's not !

It's my fucking land and AIBU to tell them to get the fuck to fucking fuck and fuck off some more!!!

And breathe .

Can you do a sad face article in the local rag whereby you take all the bins back and have a “Miserable scum force pregnant mum-to-be to move their bins(the cat killing bastards)?”

There is still one bin there - it must be the woman from 3 doors down who doesn't get in till 10 most nights .

OH is trying to be sensible and saying that it's ok as we're not using it at the minute - but that's because they bloody moaned about MY bins being there but then it's ok for their bins! I'm still silently fuming.

Cat Killer is a giant Nob end. I know why he did it - he thinks my cat pooped on his plants But my cat never did as he was an odd one who would always use the litter tray and used to come inside to use it. So the neighborhood cats still poop in his garden and I lost my cat because of it :-(.

I dream of doing something back like making sure his prize possessions of flowers never grow but I would never be able to do something like that as I'm just not a horrible cunt.

Force yourself OP, think of your innocent little cat. Water his plants with weed killer. What's good for the cat is good for his peonies. Go on, you know you want to.

I bloody would.

What Cary said, I'll even do it for you! (But I'm an evil person when it comes to people who kill other people's pets! )

I would shit on his fucking plants!

Put your bins back in that space, when they complain about it being unsightly that's when you argue about their bins being put there weekly

the remaining one would sit neatly outside the front door of your mad neighbour.

BTW, would nice neighbour agree to a padlock on the gate of your shared lane?

I'm sure I heard if you put enough salt into the soil nothing will ever grow there.

Useful tip for cat killing shit fuck.

Sorry to hear about your cat I would have definitely hit him in the balls with the cat carrier and returned the evil smile.

How many bins do you have?

I would suggest:
Paint your bins with your house number as PP suggested
Move them back onto your land - to the gap in the fence
After bin day chain all your bins together

Re bins on your land -
Move them
Fill them with water
Superglue shut as previously suggested

You need electric fencing, couple of jolts and your neighbours won't come near your land. Possibly a bull as well. Probably not enough room but would give the old pearl clutchers something to think about.

Pigletjohn gate is already a shares key aces gate so we all have keys as the entry goes behind all the houses .

My bins already have my number on painted in white foot high letters .

Have heard about the salt and considered night time waterings! Apparently though it's illegal to do that - I have been tempted when we had the snow to helpfully de ice his garden with lashings of rock salt!

I have 3 bins (4 if you count the one I had to buy when my original was stolen then magically reappeared - whole other thread ).

I have also considered shitting in his plants on my darkest days!

I'd be wanting to write a clear note which states that committing trespass and fly tipping makes someone a criminal, and that clearly brings down the tone of the neighbourhood.

This from pp but on Council letterhead pasted on the buns.

I'm also pretty sure it's illegal to deliberately poison someone's cat, so you know, swings and roundabouts. (I'm still angry on your behalf. I think he must be a psychopath. I always worry about people like that, that's how serial killers start.)

Your poor cat op.

Here's my beautiful boy . I miss him so much .

What a magnificent old floofy.

Chuck every single snail over his fence.

cuntypotato you're right. Salt is a fantastic way to ruin soil.
If you put a good load down (and gently water it to help it soak in) then it'll be years and years before anything grows there.

I helped FIL lay a block paved drive a couple of years back and before we put the blocks down I saturated the area with salt solution.
2 and a half years on, not a single weed has ever grown there and he's not had to lift a finger.

OP glue the bin lids shut (araldite is the best glue for this - the bloody plastic the bin is made of will break before the glue).

Then fix your fence.

Ooh, what kind of salt solution? I'd love to kill off the weeds that come through my gravel front yard. Does the salt pose any issues to kitties though? I've got two and there are several neighbourhood ones and I'd hate to hurt them which is why I've avoided weed killer until now.

That is just awful about the cat, and he's damn lucky you didn't go to the police (I would have).

God, they're really a nasty bunch of shitty bitches, aren't they. I don't know how you've managed to live there for so long - and you seem so nice about it.

I def. think you should start small, like notes on each one warning them that you'll call the police if it continues, then start locking up the bins. I mean, they really can't be much nastier to you, can they?

Sorry to break with the hate, but since you can barely see the bins, they are not there very long, cause no damage and you are not currently using the piece of land, couldn't you just go with it? Maybe find a way to let the neighbours know that it's your land, and you're cool with it for the moment?
Then maybe some time in the future when you go away and want someone to keep an eye on the house, or there's a delivery when you're not in, or you need to borrow something, there will be people nearby willing to help...."That's when good neighbours, become good friends..."

Yes, because people who kill her cat, tell her that she lowers the tone of the area, then do the exact same thing just because they want to now, are REALLY likely to do her a favor. Sorry, but her neighbours are cunts. I'd be doing everything I could to stop them.

Use neat weedkiller to write messages on their lawn when their out.

CUNT for the cat-murderer

BIN GONE TOO LONG
or IT'S BIN FUN
or BIN BINT

on the others

Results will show after a couple of days - you need dry weather for maximum effects

spelling fail - when they're out - sigh!

OP your late cat is simply adorable and I am so sorry this happened to you both

I'd have no guilt whatsoever about salting the killer.

Is one of the people moving the bins the one who said that you shouldn't put yours there atm?