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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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AverageGayLad · 28/08/2016 20:57

I wouldn't EVER fuck with your granny, drunk or otherwise Grin

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 20:58

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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to
PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 21:00

How is your housemate AGL ?

AverageGayLad · 28/08/2016 21:05

I've not heard anything, but I'm telling myself we would have been told if something very bad had happened?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 28/08/2016 21:05

Exactly that portia. Tappity tap, bollocks, venom and all sorts. Have not forgotten (and never will) your PM's to me.

AGL. Go to bed. Now DrSeth is going to run off with Helena with the HH boobies. And it's all your fault (and the fault of my inadequate chest measurements). Crosses arms sulkily and considers flouncing.

AverageGayLad · 28/08/2016 21:06

Okay, but it's not my bed Wink

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 21:08

Thats right AGL no news is good news
Jess stop making out we are lesbian vampire killers by PM

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 21:09

I do like Aideys tongue

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 28/08/2016 21:10

Where the fuck is toad?!

I refuse to discipline other people's kids but seriously? AGL is running riot tonight! Where are the grown-ups?!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 28/08/2016 21:12

I won't share the more 'intimate' PMs, portia Wink

I'll just listen to Tatu's 'Everything She Said', instead....

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 21:14

toad maybe on hols?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 28/08/2016 21:15

Oh Portia! I am so angry for you that they put you down like that. How dare they?! To be honest, I read a small portion of that thread and decided it depressed me too much to carry on.

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 21:16

Jess do yourself a favour don't! listen to shite

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 28/08/2016 21:17

toad would have told us if she was on holiday. She has nearly missed a whole thread.

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 21:20

Being I think I put them straight eventually. Don't understand all that pronoun stuff. Made up crap!

AnnieOnnieMouse · 28/08/2016 21:23

I decided not to join in to that thread either. I don't join in with any trans threads any more, as people just seem to want to spout their beliefs and feelings, rather than try to understand those of other people.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 28/08/2016 21:26

Hello Annie. Smile Whilst we could move from AIBU so that our threads can be deleted, I don't suppose anybody would be bothered to trawl through these threads looking for information. I also think they would be somewhat confused. Grin

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 21:26

Yes quite right Annie this is Mumsnet not twatnet

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 28/08/2016 21:29

I'm glad I found you lot. I nearly gave up on MN before.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 28/08/2016 21:34

being. Me too. Joined after ex left for support, and thought 'what a horrible bunch'. Somehow stumbled onto this thread and am still here.

RedOnHerHedd · 28/08/2016 21:34

Oooooh, watching a fascinating docu about dreaming on Netflix.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 28/08/2016 21:40

red. I have a recurring dream of moving into a house with too many rooms, and I can never decide which to make my living room/bedroom etc. What does it mean?!!!

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 21:50

I've been on here for 5 or 6 years bht name changed a lot and never really posted much. Most of the threads I'm sure are plain ridiculous, for example diagnose me. There are GPs on here but honestly if you have an illness Mn will diagnose galloping fanny fungus or depression. Go to the dr FFS don't ask a lot of strangers
Common sense and humour seem lacking also.
Im silly letting that thread upset me but oily upset Mum this afternoon and I told him to back off blah blah.
He annoys me because he always carries lots of cash to show off, leaves a £20 tip for a waitress etc. Bloody brag artist!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 28/08/2016 21:51

Jess,
Sometimes I find myself getting into the mob mentality but I stop myself and think about how I feel when it happens to me. And then I try and write something funny (that isn't degrading to the OP) or supportive or meaningful. Rather than just jumping on the abuse bandwagon.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 28/08/2016 21:57

being. I know, have seen some of your posts and they're always considered and thoughtful. Wish others could take their cue from you.

portia. I find if you've had a shitty day already, MN (apart from these threads) can open up that vunerablity and make you feel worse.