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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 00:28

Yes bog is no longer buggered Jim's mate sorted it for mates rates Gran hax been sinbkng disgusting sea shanties on the kareoke whicn made Aidey baby blush..
Flowers red sorry your grandad isn't himself

AverageGayLad · 28/08/2016 00:30

Is it possible for one twin to stay in there?

Portia Glad to see Aiden again!

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 00:31

So sorry AGL dont know what to type
Have a look at my complaint on site stuff that'll cheer you up

HelenaDove · 28/08/2016 00:31

Is he sniffing the pillow.

RedOnHerHedd · 28/08/2016 00:32

It's the way it goes Portia. Life can be cruel at times, but I'm a firm believer in "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger".
(You'd think I'd be able to lift those rocks that they do in the world's strongest man competition by now!)

Glad she has a working bog! Can't let the lady who won the war (all by herself) not have a working bog! She won the war you know!!!
Awww Jim's mate is a good'un!!

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 00:32

Yes its possible to keep one

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 00:35

Yeah he's sniffing the pillow because I was on it.
Seems cruel Red when my Gran is a pissed kareoke artiste with a fixed khazi

RedOnHerHedd · 28/08/2016 00:35

AGL I think it's possible if they're non identical where they have separate sacs. I think they can give medication to slow or stop labour long enough (sometimes) to be able to administer steroids for the baby's lungs to develop quicker.
But I'm not 100% on that, so don't quote me.

RedOnHerHedd · 28/08/2016 00:37

Portia I hope when I'm older that I don't get it. If I do, I'm off to Switzerland!!

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 00:37

Aidey baby has a nice bum ( well most of the time,) he is ticklish too

AverageGayLad · 28/08/2016 00:37

They're identical :(

Got a link Portia?

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 00:40

Me too red Jims wife had it although i didnt know her that well it was sad to see her condition

RedOnHerHedd · 28/08/2016 00:41

If the membranes have ruptured on a shared sac then I think the second twin would follow.

AverageGayLad · 28/08/2016 00:44

Oh, okay :(

I hope it all works out

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 00:45

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/site_stuff/2717868-Ads?msgid=63220078#63220078
Here you go AGL
Dont put anything on it otherwise they'll think differently about me

AverageGayLad · 28/08/2016 00:48

Well I didn't put any WORDS on it Grin

RedOnHerHedd · 28/08/2016 00:48

But from what I've just read, they can delay labour and the sac can reseal. But high risk of infection and early labour. People who have had the sac rupture have carried their babies for s few extra weeks and have healthy babies now.

Just not sure about a shared sac situation.

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 00:51

The smiley was enough !!!!

AverageGayLad · 28/08/2016 00:52

From "have you seen the baby" I have a feeling that A) it'll be on a premium ward and B) only one will have made it :(

AverageGayLad · 28/08/2016 00:53

*premature ward fucking cunting autocorrect

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 00:54

I dont know much about twins have forgotten my pregnancy days apart from the precipi thingy labour

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 28/08/2016 00:55

Oh, AGL. Don't get your hopes up, but miracles do happen. Bless you for being so caring.

PortiaCastis · 28/08/2016 00:55

Language dear boy !!!

RedOnHerHedd · 28/08/2016 00:56

I'm off the sleep now, goodnight everyone.

AGL I hope you get some good news by the morning. Try and get some sleep. Flowers

AverageGayLad · 28/08/2016 00:58

I've lived with her for three years, we're close..

Good night Red

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