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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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PortiaCastis · 27/08/2016 15:28

Jess Remember Gran isn't far away l oh by the way the lavatorial problem has been rectumfied. Jim with the hats mate's mate gave Gran mates rates and all tis well .

To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to
BeingATwatItsABingThing · 27/08/2016 15:28

Rectumfied? I'm not sure I want to know. Confused

PortiaCastis · 27/08/2016 15:39

Blame auto correct. Grin

AverageGayLad · 27/08/2016 15:42

Someone start a thread?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 27/08/2016 15:46

I sent her a PM.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 27/08/2016 15:47

AGL. You do it. You are honourary thread starter of the week!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 27/08/2016 15:48

Well done being. I reckon she's in meme rehab.

AverageGayLad · 27/08/2016 15:49

Being has PMed her now though!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 27/08/2016 15:56

We'll see if she replies and if she doesn't, we'll set up a search party.

Bettercallsaul1 · 27/08/2016 16:31

She may be having a thread holiday and will return in her own good time. It could be that pesky RL is intruding at the moment.

PortiaCastis · 27/08/2016 16:36

AGL Pleased you found my post on your thread amusing. I'm waiting for the replies of other posters to decimate me Grin

Bettercallsaul1 · 27/08/2016 16:37

Being - Thunderstorms are a disturbance in nature, usually presaging some serious/tragic events in the universe. Here it was obviously caused by the injustice of Vanilla's awesome cake not winning the Horticultural baking competition. Be assured it has been entered on the Spreadsheet.

AverageGayLad · 27/08/2016 16:43

Me too Portia Grin

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 27/08/2016 16:46

Yes Better, I think you are right.

Bettercallsaul1 · 27/08/2016 16:49

It's the same in Shakespeare, Being.

PortiaCastis · 27/08/2016 17:12

Gran being of a good age says thunder is God having his coal delivered.

AverageGayLad · 27/08/2016 17:17

I think my housemate has gone into labor :( she isn't even 6 months

Mummyshortlegz · 27/08/2016 17:18

AGL I hope not, that would be very bad :-( poor thing. Sometimes they can give drugs to stop it and give steroids for lungs and try and stave it off for days or weeks. Not good at all :-(

AverageGayLad · 27/08/2016 17:20

I was In the office and staff answered the phone, it was her and then I heard "You've HAD them? So an ambulance is on the way?" After which I was ushered out of the office, I don't know any more than that :( She's having twin boys

Mummyshortlegz · 27/08/2016 17:21

Oh fuck

AverageGayLad · 27/08/2016 17:23

Deputy Manager has just turned up, I'm scared :(

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 27/08/2016 17:23

Oh no! I hope she and her babies are ok. Sad

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 27/08/2016 17:37

AGL. I'm so sorry, how awful. Thinking of you all Flowers

AverageGayLad · 27/08/2016 17:37

I just asked staff and I was told they honestly don't know, we'll just have to wait and see.

Mummyshortlegz · 27/08/2016 17:40

If she has given birth to them outside of hospital pre 24 weeks the chances are really not good at all. So, so sad.

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