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To start the TENTH thread that nobody responds to

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 25/08/2016 20:39

Vanilla has given me the great honour of starting the TENTH thread that absolutely no-one responds to. No-one at all. We have not racked up 9,000 previous posts talking about absolutely nothing.

Along the way we've become great friends. Newcomers are always welcome. So pull up a chair and join us in our mn version of Central Perk Café. We share jokes and memes, random facts and thoughts, our highs and lows, we are the card carrying lifelong members of The Union of different kinds.

So whether your life is perfection or;
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
(If) it's like you're always stuck in second gear
(Whether) it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

We'll be here for you.

There's
Vanilla who brought us altogether
Toad & Jet who are our meme champions
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf Wink
AGL who is young
Jess who likes to flounce
Red who has red hair
Being who's always there
Noone who is on holiday
Legz who makes purple cakes and Mouse who makes lots of cakes
Cat, MrsTP and others who pop in when they can.
(Sorry to anyone I've forgotten)

Oh and I'm supposed to be starting blues clues but had no idea what that was so will do my homework and add them in soon.

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PortiaCastis · 27/08/2016 00:30

You shall hava fishy in thy little dishy you shall have a fishy when the boat comes in da da da da da da da ehen the boat comes in

PortiaCastis · 27/08/2016 00:31

What you lot up to

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 27/08/2016 00:34

portia Do you get the BadMoms promo at the top of you MN page? Not that I'm paranoid or anything...

PortiaCastis · 27/08/2016 00:41

No ive gota yellow car it looks bloody awful

RedOnHerHedd · 27/08/2016 00:43

Portia has a cheese on wheels.

PortiaCastis · 27/08/2016 00:43

Now I've got ready for a makeover harrumph cheeky sods

PortiaCastis · 27/08/2016 00:44

Ha coasting cathedral city

HelenaDove · 27/08/2016 00:46

I get it Jess.

PortiaCastis · 27/08/2016 00:46

My dd is staying at the bfs
peace !

PortiaCastis · 27/08/2016 00:49

This missed the deadline yesterday

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PortiaCastis · 27/08/2016 00:53

I sm being called upstairs so Goodnight

RedOnHerHedd · 27/08/2016 00:55

Night Portia

Night everyone else, I'm off to sleep now too.

AverageGayLad · 27/08/2016 00:55

The Burkini ban is fucking racist and should NEVER have been implemented.

AnnieOnnieMouse · 27/08/2016 01:53

hello all,
goodnight all
I have spent today with my son - first time I've seen him since Christmas. They're leaving again first thing in the morning.
zzz

AverageGayLad · 27/08/2016 02:04

Awww that's lovely Annie Grin

carbcraver · 27/08/2016 07:08

Here's my boy this morning.

I'm annoyed cuz he had me awake at 5 with his tip tappy feet on the laminate. But he waited till I dragged myself out of bed at 6:40 for a walk without 'messing'!

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jetSTAR · 27/08/2016 07:11

😊

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BeingATwatItsABingThing · 27/08/2016 07:30

My DD woke me up at 7... Angry

And DP didn't get in from his shift till 4 so I can't make him get up. So CBeebies it is.

jetSTAR · 27/08/2016 07:54

Thank god for CBeebies Being

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 27/08/2016 07:58

jet, yes definitely. Means I can wake up MN properly while she watches it.

VanillaSugar · 27/08/2016 08:48

Burkinis - I'd wear one of I could and I think the French policemen were bang out of order. A very very long time ago I want to Iran and had to dress up in the full works. And guess what? I loved it. It was so cool & comfy, I didn't have to worry about what to wear nor whether I was having a bad hair day. I felt very safe and didn't want to take it off when we got to Turkey (actually, I couldn't - I was wearing it like a dress!).

I draw the line at the full head covering though, with crocheted eye holes and boxes on the heads so you can't even see the outline of the head.

Do you remember when Novella Lawson wore a Burkina in Australia? The Daily Fail went into overdrive! !

VanillaSugar · 27/08/2016 09:00

I've got vitamins now. And Pizza Express.

Bettercallsaul1 · 27/08/2016 09:19

You'll be hoping that Bing, the delightful bunny, is on Being. Grin That rabbit makes me want to throw things at the TV.

RedOnHerHedd · 27/08/2016 09:30

Good morning all, I am watching some very strong tree surgeons at work.
I might go and offer them a cuppa now.

Smile
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Bettercallsaul1 · 27/08/2016 10:06

Is that your garden, Red? We, too, are waiting for gardeners to arrive to (hopefully) completely transform our jungle garden. Our trees are not as tall as that, though!

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