Nms exodus

[pottersbabe]

Hi! New here so bare with! Netmums has got really anal so I've come to test the waters here. I'm fed up of being called a bully or uneducated ( I'm not) for having an opinion that other precious posters don't agree with. The am I pregnant threads. No your fucking not! The will he ever take me back after I've shagged 4 of his mates? No he won't! The mods who delete threads or ban peeps for telling the truth. The majority of posters banned , I shit you not, we're Brexit voters! So here I am. Think it may take a couple of goes to figure everything out. I've looked and there's some pretty interesting threads on here. Nice to meet you all.

Shoe troll? I've seen the poo troll but not that one.

Usual
I disagree. especially when I have a suspishun that the OP mite be doing it deliberatly...

and it's someone's btw

What am I meant to of done wrong now?

Having worked out who potters babe is from Netmums, I can assure you it's not a wind up thread.

Op you are too nice , and you will get picked apart in aibu just for the sake of it.

No hunning and xxx is a good start, Welcome to the vipers nest.

Sorry to disappoint but this isn't a wind up.

Thank you , I ain't nice . Just sacarsticslly sweet. Big difference. That's why they don't like me on the 'other site'

Well if it looks like it's flagging a bit I suppose you all could tell everyone not to Google. Again. And again. And again.

Bloody but googling IS fun

Oh ffs.
Have done.
Vipers'
Don't make it too easy.

I'm getting popcorn. Ticks hun, girls, brexit, grammar* off bingo card.
You've had the baptism of butter on the newbie thread, I see.
Lemon party?
*We are grammar and spelling Nazis on here, NO SOOP 4U. We even have Pedants' Corner.

Just checked out the thread about us in the other place. Apparently we are 'hysterically feminist'.

This is like a mn initiation , summon the glittery poo troll.

Op take a trip to Classics you won't ever leave just for that alone.

Another thread started by someone who wants to show how much of a rebel they are by leaving NM? Seriously just join in or whatever - MN and NM aren't mutually exclusive!

Oh and for info, the vast majority of posters on here are lefties and Remainers so the Brexit thing is likely to go down like a bucket of cold shit.

I overcame my natural distaste and had a look too - specifically at that thread. I find it rather sad and not a little alarming that so many posters there ''can't come to Mumsnet because they can't figure out how it works''.
Because, you know, it's just like quantum physics isn't it. Really fucking difficult. And feminists.
Actually - on balance - it's best they stay where they are

I don't have a glittery poo troll but I have this

That's why they don't like me on the 'other site'

Can't imagine why that would be

Christ you lot do give it back well. I'm impressed. Sorry it's not a wind up thread or anything like that. And I'm not a rebel either. Bless you all. I love how friendly you all are . It's nice to know that people can slag you off to your virtual face on here. And no moderators to slap your wrist. It must feel so liberating. I was rather hoping to meet some new people on here who had a different point of view. But no it seems it's the same bunch of twats that we get on nms . Worth a try I suppose. Thanks for your time .

And namechanging already pott - you really are getting the hang of this aren't you?

Just testing the site . Sorry bunch of cunts is it blimey I was hoping we could all get in so well. Really I will apologise for the cunts bit. Hate the word. Will use fanny instead. It's actually a lot easier to use than I thought , what an hour ago. And what firm friends we have all become.

Fuck sake I'm not sure if I'm on mumsnet or Netmums reading this thread...

Sorry it must be mumsnet the mods on Netmums would have taken down the grammar nazi & issued at least 4 warnings by now

What the fuck is happening?!