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To start the NINTH thread that nobody responds to

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PortiaCastis · 22/08/2016 13:33

For the lonely faces, in those empty spaces
For the unloved and the denied
For the little wheels turning bigger deals
For all the dreams that bloomed and those that died

Mother nature don't draw straight lines
We're broken moulds in a grand design
We look a mess but we're doing fine
We're card carrying lifelong members of
The Union of different kinds

All welcome we are Vanilla who makes cakes
Toad who is meme champion
Better who is advisory
Portia who has a famous boyf
AGL who is young
Jess well I dunno
Ruby Being and anyone I've forgotten

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jetSTAR · 24/08/2016 07:58

Happy Wednesday everyone! 🎂

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 24/08/2016 08:00

Morning all. I fell asleep before saying good night. Oops. Anyone got any exciting plans for the day?

Bettercallsaul1 · 24/08/2016 09:00

Morning all!

That was funny, Vanilla! Basically he called your bluff then... Grin

Bettercallsaul1 · 24/08/2016 09:02

I'll be working on the spreadsheet today, Being. It's important work and someone's got to do it. I will also be available in my usual advisory capacity, of course.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 24/08/2016 09:04

Better, it's like you read my mind there. I saw your other comment and thought "I'll go on and ask Better how the spreadsheet is coming along." but you beat me to it. 😂

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 24/08/2016 09:05

" Ill go on and ask Better how the spreadsheet is coming along. "

Mummyshortlegz · 24/08/2016 09:07

Morning. Christ it was hot last night. At least I got five loads of liandry done and dried. Today three more. I am sooo dull

RedOnHerHedd · 24/08/2016 09:10

Mummy I did 5 loads yesterday too. Just got one whites load to do today. My sofa covers are still on the line from yesterday, they didn't dry before it started to get dark.

Bettercallsaul1 · 24/08/2016 09:12

You see - there is definitely a psychic element to these threads, Being! I am gathering the evidence to back this up in my research and compilation of star signs. I may later convert my findings into a PhD.

RedOnHerHedd · 24/08/2016 09:14

Better and two of us did 5 loads of washing yesterday. We're even starting to do the same things in our other lives.

Bettercallsaul1 · 24/08/2016 09:14

I couldn't sleep at all on Monday night, msl. I was tossing and turning all night with the heat. Last night was much better, thank God.

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 24/08/2016 09:15

Better, excellent idea. I hope to get a heartfelt bordering on cringey thank you in your acknowledgements.

RedOnHerHedd · 24/08/2016 09:15

We've had the fan on to sleep at night.

Bettercallsaul1 · 24/08/2016 09:19

Yes, Red - and I did washing yesterday too! How spooky is that? There is a definite process of synchronisation developing on this thread, as well as the mind-reading reported by Being! I'd be grateful to be notified of any other unusual happenings that other people have noticed.

Bettercallsaul1 · 24/08/2016 09:20

Being - I knew you were going to say that!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 24/08/2016 09:34

Trying to work out how many people are on this thread:

Being
Better
Red
Toad
AGL
Portia
Vanilla
Blue
CatsaBastard
Legz
Annie

Have I missed anyone?

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 24/08/2016 09:36

Jess!!!

BeingATwatItsABingThing · 24/08/2016 09:37

MrsTP

PortiaCastis · 24/08/2016 09:50

Afternoon I erm just woke up. Twas a hectic night !

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RedOnHerHedd · 24/08/2016 09:54

I can hear a pile of police cars and I swear I just heard two gunshots.

PortiaCastis · 24/08/2016 09:56

Oh no!

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PortiaCastis · 24/08/2016 10:06

Red tis your duty to find out what's going on and report back. Here's hoping nobody is hurt though

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PortiaCastis · 24/08/2016 10:11

Think I'll do some laundry after reading that you lot have been so diligent. Thing is if I get in the machine with the white wash will I kill two birds with one stone?

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MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 24/08/2016 10:46

Red hope its not as bad as it sounds.

Better is noone (not no-one) coming back?

MyDressIsInferiorBlue · 24/08/2016 10:49

In fact noone better be coming back, otherwise we've got 13people! We can't have 13