To start an EIGHTH thread that no one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

These threads, which lie empty as the night, remain unposted upon. Verily, you know what to do.*

*Don't post.

I am a lover a bloody good lover

This lady vanishes

You're our first Gemini, cc. Portia's boyfriend Aidy is also Gemini but, strictly speaking, he's not on the thread. at least not verbally

Whoop! Privileged

Unique!

My boyf is strong and silent type who has a good tongue action

Can I wear pewter?

2 out of those 3 can be attributed to me

Can I wear a blue mankini?

cc You're welcome at the wedding as long as a. you like scones (to rhyme with gone) and b. You wear red, orange, yellow, green, indigo or violet. You must not, on any account, wear blue.

carb well come to the nutty bunch

Pewter would be allowed, msl.

How many Geminis does that make now? 3?

You wear red, orange, yellow, green, indigo or violet. You must not, on any account, wear blue.

Not to be picky but indigo is technically very dark blue.

OK. Let's play a game. Where's the worst place you've been, or what is the worst thing you've done, whilst you've been Mumsnettng?

Rules. No smut. Keep it clean. Keep it PG/12 eating please.

I'll go first. I might be in the bathroom.

I will allow indigo, toad.

Also better I let you have the nicer blue and settled for inferior navy blue then jet found a navy dress that was better than yours so you really can't complain that I'm wearing blue. Plus I'm called blue now so it would just be wrong to wear another colour.

Duck. Bloody auto correct. It is Rating. RATING! !

I'll go first. I might be in the bathroom.

doesn't everybody do that?

Sorry, I meant MDIIB How are we meant to abbreviate your name?!!

LOVE a scone.

And fortunately my complexion allows any colour to be worn and look fab (but never upstage the bride in blue!)! Smug face

I will wear this snazzy little number

Worst place I've been was probably Huddersfield. (no offense to anyone living there).

Worst thing done whilst mumsnetting? Eaten my own body weight in cookies.

I'm a capricorn. And I'm still on drugs. Feeling quite woozy at the moment.

PG/12 eating please

Bloody auto correct. It is Rating. RATING!

I thought you meant pg/12 rating and suitable to read whilst eating!

Eating in the bathroom whilst mnetting!!?