To start a SEVENTH thread nobody responds to?

[toadgirl]

Because of the mysterious popularity of these threads which no-one is actually responding to, here's the Seventh Thread.

The other ones have all filled up, but I'm not at all sure how.

(I have done this by proxy for VanillaSugar).

Come on people! Call to action here!

We have Being's* wedding to organise and lots of other good stuff.
AGL's holiday and exam results to get through.
Portia's love life and her DD's exam results.
Jess budding romance with Bambi Co-op Boy.
Better's quest to wear that blue bridesmaid's dress.
My addiction to posting memes which seems to be welcome on these threads.

LET'S GO...!!!!

Morning Better We are female dogs dontcha know

Jess barns are draughty and have had allergens in them. However Jims chatty creatures under his hat will be chatting to you

Oh I meant that post for Better a freshly showered man distracted me

Ahem have to do some work now. Be back later 😍

Gran says give as good as you get

'Cos we're ruff!

I finally fell asleep before 6am. So tired

That's awful, Ruby

Any chance of you getting a nap later today?

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I am still trying to keep the tone in the gutter.

The deleted post was actually someone insulting us. Called us female dogs. I didn't report it though, someone else must have

They can't insult me, 'cos I just don't care enough . I don't think any of us do? Nice that they wanted to spend some time on the thread though.

THE IMPORTANT QUESTION IS, OF COURSE, DO DELETED POSTS COUNT TOWARDS THE THREAD COUNT?!?

(If so, thanks whoever you were )

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Haha, Portia haven't heard that song for a while!

I'm turning the water off at the stop cock

I never thought I'd see you saying you wanted to STOP a cock, Portia

Morning all

Thanks for the wedding/farmer with the crusty cock update. Makes so much more sense now! Who is organising the hen night?

Love scones, someone throw one to me please!

Glad others have got good results from their dc, next thing we will be wondering how we will cope because they've left home.

We don't know anyone in the marines but they do a demonstration where they beat each other up. It's all very testosterone loaded but quite nice.

Thanks for the wedding/farmer with the crusty cock update. Makes so much more sense now!

:) When this thread starts making sense to you, it means you've been well and truly brought over to the Dark Side...haha.

Morning all. I just woke up. Shameful!!!

Red

Hello!!!!

Good to see you again.

It seems I've missed all the fun! Female dogs be buggered! I sleep too much!

Yeah, it's not safe to leave the thread. It just keeps on rolling along. I missed last night. We have people in different timezones/not being able to sleep posting on this thread, so it's quite non-stop.

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I'm trying to enter things here but I thought I would add doggy talk
Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
Translated this means thank you deleted poster for turning me into a bitch on heat my boyf appreciates it
Woofy woof woof

So were we just called female dogs, or was there a reason given too?

Well, the past week we've had some glorious weather here, and today it's foggy and drizzling.

So were we just called female dogs, or was there a reason given too?

It was stupid o'clock so I can't remember exactly (wish I'd have had the sense to screen print) but it was something along the lines of "Hello 'female dogs', sits back and watches". I couldn't decide if they thought they were being funny or if they thought we'd get all upset and argue with them? Maybe its because we said we don't name call or have bun fights, so they hoped to draw us into one?

Cat so glad our nuttiness didn't scare you off.

Makes so much more sense now!
I said we'd drag you down to our level