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To start a SEVENTH thread nobody responds to?

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toadgirl · 17/08/2016 14:50

Because of the mysterious popularity of these threads which no-one is actually responding to, here's the Seventh Thread.

The other ones have all filled up, but I'm not at all sure how.

(I have done this by proxy for VanillaSugar).

Come on people! Call to action here!

We have Being's* wedding to organise and lots of other good stuff.
AGL's holiday and exam results to get through.
Portia's love life and her DD's exam results.
Jess budding romance with Bambi Co-op Boy.
Better's quest to wear that blue bridesmaid's dress.
My addiction to posting memes which seems to be welcome on these threads.

LET'S GO...!!!!

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toadgirl · 19/08/2016 09:12

I think (judging by the NN) that it was trying to advertise something..?

It could have been something wedding-related?

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toadgirl · 19/08/2016 09:13

Morning, Portia!

You must be all partied out after yesterday :)

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PortiaCastis · 19/08/2016 09:15

My cat's Your dd is a star, full marks for doing paramedic science
Star

PortiaCastis · 19/08/2016 09:18

Morning toad yes I'm rather tired but was worth it. Today I am going to do some work. I've done my food shop while sitting up in bed. Achievement number 1 completed.

toadgirl · 19/08/2016 09:28

I've done my food shop while sitting up in bed. Achievement number 1 completed

Good feeling, eh?

If the shop can't supply you with courgettes, I know for a fact Jess has them in abundance. I am sure she can supply you with some if you need.

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PortiaCastis · 19/08/2016 09:32

Lets send Jess to the co-op to purchase large courgettes and condoms in abundance.

RubyCav · 19/08/2016 09:33

The deleted post was actually someone insulting us. Called us female dogs. I didn't report it though, someone else must have.

PortiaCastis · 19/08/2016 09:36

A definite case for Grans sharp tongue to sort out. How very dare anyone call us female dogs. I'm tres offended and will call Gran immediately

RubyCav · 19/08/2016 09:37

I finally fell asleep before 6am. So tired.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 19/08/2016 09:44

Did they actually call us 'female dogs'? Or the other word? I do hope it's the former!

Whataboutwhathuh · 19/08/2016 09:45

All right my lovely mad bitxes? Great news on life saving and results, hope sleep came at some point. M

It's raining here today. I knew it would as dh used the hose pipe last night.

PortiaCastis · 19/08/2016 09:45

Aw Ruby that's awful.
I was practicesing my gymnastic skills until around 2am but then became exhausted. If my boyf doesn't get out of the shower in a sec I'm turning the water off at the stop cock

PortiaCastis · 19/08/2016 09:47

Hose pipes always bring problems

RubyCav · 19/08/2016 09:48

Did they actually call us 'female dogs'? Or the other word? I do hope it's the former!

The latter

Whataboutwhathuh · 19/08/2016 09:49

I don't get it, this is one of the least bitchy threads on here. It's jealousy.

PortiaCastis · 19/08/2016 09:51

Clearly mad dogs and either in a different time zone or skiving on a night shift. Jess get the courgettes please

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 19/08/2016 09:51

what. This thread has more love and kindness than any other!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 19/08/2016 09:53

portia I have about fifty seven of them already. Where am I going to keep them? (actually, don't answer that....)

PortiaCastis · 19/08/2016 09:54

.

To start a SEVENTH thread nobody responds to?
PortiaCastis · 19/08/2016 09:55

Jess Jim has space in his barn or alternatively under his hat

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 19/08/2016 09:58

Can he fit the surplus of lube and wipes under there too? Am falling for Jim....

PortiaCastis · 19/08/2016 09:59

Gran to the rescue

To start a SEVENTH thread nobody responds to?
Bettercallsaul1 · 19/08/2016 10:00

Morning all! Well, I think we're going up in the world! On Thread 6, we had a *MN has commented on this thread" notice (to say they were moving us back to AIBU) which I thought added a distinct note of edginess and subversion and now we have our first deleted message! Our thread has come of age - Hooray!

PortiaCastis · 19/08/2016 10:01

Jess Jim has no hair so plenty of room

Bettercallsaul1 · 19/08/2016 10:02

I'd prefer the barn if it's all the same to you, Portia - not only do I have my voluminous dress to think about but I'm a bit claustrophobic.

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