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To start a SEVENTH thread nobody responds to?

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toadgirl · 17/08/2016 14:50

Because of the mysterious popularity of these threads which no-one is actually responding to, here's the Seventh Thread.

The other ones have all filled up, but I'm not at all sure how.

(I have done this by proxy for VanillaSugar).

Come on people! Call to action here!

We have Being's* wedding to organise and lots of other good stuff.
AGL's holiday and exam results to get through.
Portia's love life and her DD's exam results.
Jess budding romance with Bambi Co-op Boy.
Better's quest to wear that blue bridesmaid's dress.
My addiction to posting memes which seems to be welcome on these threads.

LET'S GO...!!!!

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PortiaCastis · 18/08/2016 22:24

Oh yes Vanilla but lurveee is more important at 17/18. They need to wise up but wisdom is for us oldies 😂

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 18/08/2016 22:30

Am here, and wish to retract earlier posts about my mummy; she's actually bloody awesome and very supportive. Just had a two hour phone call which is why I've been away. Didn't bookmark so have seen glimpses of awesome blue dress and camper van. I do suffer from camper van envy.

AverageGayLad · 18/08/2016 22:35

Everything okay Jess?

PortiaCastis · 18/08/2016 22:36

One hopes you know you're getting my Grans boyf as a wedding favour Jess
Glad to hear your Mummy is being nice

jetSTAR · 18/08/2016 22:37

Have just speed read the last 5 or so pages to catch up. How many of us have red hair on this thread? Hands up? Me 🙋

PortiaCastis · 18/08/2016 22:38

Where have you been lurking AGL?

PortiaCastis · 18/08/2016 22:39

No Im a natural blonde (ahem)

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 18/08/2016 22:40

Had a relapse (iPad wanted to type prolapse -isn't that something else entirely?!). Just spoke to Mummy and she was very kind. Which I wasn't expecting - not that she's awful, just a bit....blunt?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 18/08/2016 22:41

Am very excited to meet Jim.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 18/08/2016 22:41

jet I have badger hair.

PortiaCastis · 18/08/2016 22:44

Jess my Gran is the bluntest of blunt. Jim hasn't taken his hat off for years and creatures chat to each other underneath it. We are going to ask if he has a bigger barn for bigger dresses to fit in.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 18/08/2016 22:46

portia. He sounds lovely. So are we competing for biggest bridesmaid dress? I've always had a fantasy about looking like one of those loo roll dollies that my mum has

jetSTAR · 18/08/2016 22:52

I do have a Pinterest minion wedding board but not sure how I would share it with you guys...?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 18/08/2016 22:55

jet 'Pinterest Minion Wedding Board'

You must find a way of sharing!

PortiaCastis · 18/08/2016 22:55

I think Being isnt sure about loo roll dolly dresses but if we can have a bigger barn from Jim things may change.
Better quite likes the blue number and thinks guest numbers should be reduced. I need to know the numbers as Gran has been told 1000 scons are needed. However a scon fight may be fun if there are leftovers.

jetSTAR · 18/08/2016 22:56

Like this Jess?

To start a SEVENTH thread nobody responds to?
PortiaCastis · 18/08/2016 22:57

I have never had a pintrest board. I have a sexy boyf though

To start a SEVENTH thread nobody responds to?
Bettercallsaul1 · 18/08/2016 22:59

jet - I was auburn-haired - now blonde.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 18/08/2016 22:59

I love the blue dress. Have always wanted to wear one of those frocks from 'Big Fat 💋💋💋💋💋 Weddings'. Although, how big will being's frock have to be to compete? Could get silly.....

jetSTAR · 18/08/2016 22:59

Scon vs scone fight Portia?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 18/08/2016 23:00

jet. Not quite...... (puts L'Oreal Excellence Creme on shopping list)

PortiaCastis · 18/08/2016 23:01

Yes Jet with jam and Cornish clotted cream

jetSTAR · 18/08/2016 23:01

Nails sorted

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PortiaCastis · 18/08/2016 23:02

Do they sell excellence cream in the co-op Jess

Bettercallsaul1 · 18/08/2016 23:02

Hands off my blue dress, if you please, Jess! Portia found it for me!

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