To start a SEVENTH thread nobody responds to?

[toadgirl]

Because of the mysterious popularity of these threads which no-one is actually responding to, here's the Seventh Thread.

The other ones have all filled up, but I'm not at all sure how.

(I have done this by proxy for VanillaSugar).

Come on people! Call to action here!

We have Being's* wedding to organise and lots of other good stuff.
AGL's holiday and exam results to get through.
Portia's love life and her DD's exam results.
Jess budding romance with Bambi Co-op Boy.
Better's quest to wear that blue bridesmaid's dress.
My addiction to posting memes which seems to be welcome on these threads.

LET'S GO...!!!!

This is me attempting to hide my face grin

I knew you'd be handsome. You sounded it!

Now, as of today, I know you're really smart too

Better, what if they were all different patterns and colours? Really mess with people's eyes.

I am 5ft5", BMI Unknown denial!, long, straight red hair, green eyes, pale translucent, and look about 12 although I am actually early twenties

You sound adorable.

I am 5ft 10.5
BMI 34 (ugh)
Henna-ed hair (reddish and frizzy)
Blue eyes
Very pale skin
Late forties.

I dont want to cause offence but it has to be said you've a very odd looking toad then. Also you must be a seriously giant toad to be 5'10.5! Is that sitting upright (as roads normally do) or with back legs straight? Also congratulations on reaching such a ripe old age for a toad.

*Toads not roads!!!!

toad adorable isn't usually what I'm going for. I normally aim for mature and sophisticated sexy beast.

I'm not wearing THOSE

How can I sound handsome, mother?

I dont want to cause offence but it has to be said you've a very odd looking toad then. Also you must be a seriously giant toad to be 5'10.5! Is that sitting upright (as roads normally do) or with back legs straight? Also congratulations on reaching such a ripe old age for a toad

This made me laugh

Yes, it's me standing up on back legs. I wear the wig and plaster on make-up so I can go out as a human to get to the shops and stuff without causing alarm.

I think I'm getting away with it. So far!

Well, I've already established that my curtain must be blue - I don't mind if AGL wears an orange one. We 'll stay at a safe distance from each other and probably everyone else at the wedding.

How can I sound handsome, mother? grin

It doesn't make sense, does it?

Call it a mother's intuition.

toad. I love you, I truly do. Have to do RL/parenting stuff now but will be back.

Ok, Jessikins

What's this other thread of jess's? Somebody tell me the title or linky, pleeease

But I want to be near you Better

It's in Relationships, Ruby - and has AF in the title.

You'll easily find it - it's going strong!

A mother's intuition

We'd clash horribly, AGL. Our outfits wouldn't look good together either.

Does orange and blue have one of those rhymes?

You know what I mean - like red and green should never be seen, etc.

Orange and blue - that would never do?

A mother's intuition grin

Yes, I know what you get up to. I turn a blind eye if it's relatively harmless but will step in if necessary (swearing, vegetables, etc). You were obviously studying hard for your exams though, so no fears on that score. You've made me so proud!

Thou shall have a fishy in thy little dishy
Thou shall have a fishy when the boat comes in
Dance for your Daddy my little laddie dance for your Mammy my little dear
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Jim and Gran are getting on well and we are now all singing in pub; garden!

And laughing for no reason, everyone thinks we're bonkers and they are right

I forget that other MNers aren't as lovely as you lot...

Who has upsetted you?

I will get gran to sort then out

No one has specifically upset me but other people's comments are just rude or sarcastic all the time. This thread is like a little bubble of joy with the occasional confused randomer popping in. I love it!