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To think being tickled is like torture?

117 replies

YoJesse · 16/08/2016 15:44

I hate it, fucking hate it!!
Woken by 'd'bro hauling me off the sofa with his hands under my armpits tickling me. He knows I hate it and I screamed and told him to fuck the fuck off before it got to that point you can't breathe. When he stopped I was crying and found it really horrible but he thinks I'm being an 'unhinged headcase'. our mum's despaired of us both. probably because I'm 29 and he's 39 I don't think it's an unreasonable reaction if you can't help it.

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OurBlanche · 16/08/2016 21:33

Is this where I come back with Feck and we both get shouty with total non secateurs? Halo

YorkieDorkie · 16/08/2016 21:39

If he tickles you again after you specifically asked him not to then you need to inflict some serious pain in return. I'd accidentally boot him in the bollocks if it was me.

MistressoftheYoniverse · 16/08/2016 21:42

Grin I don't have secatears will a pointy stick do?..waves stick randomly and nearly falls over...en garde!

MistressoftheYoniverse · 16/08/2016 21:43

thumbs up Yorkie..knee to tha knackers

tibbawyrots · 16/08/2016 21:44

I don't tickle as I hate it. I also hated the "bumps" 😡

It's bullying!

OurBlanche · 16/08/2016 21:53

My favourite non secateur is a set of loppers - en garden!!! Grin

expatinscotland · 16/08/2016 21:54

I would kick the fuck out of his crotch.

YorkieDorkie · 16/08/2016 22:12

Delicate expat Grin but greats minds clearly think alike. I'm sure I said "accidentally". I definitely meant on purpose.

Boot him in the bollocks WITH PURPOSE! HaloFootballFootball

RollerGirl7 · 16/08/2016 22:15

I hate it - I've been known to punch people if they don't stop and I can't get away.

I've got sensitive skin so it really hurts and I genuinely worry that I'm going to wet myself! Which makes me terrified. I don't want to be embarrassed like that

MistressoftheYoniverse · 16/08/2016 22:22

en garden?...she gonna kick my arse with a watering can! Grin

PovertyPain · 16/08/2016 22:25

My prick of a father tickled me until I was crying on the floor. It didn't stop until I accidentally kicked him in the face. He was furious, but could do nothing but tell me I was out of order, as this was in front of visitors. No doubt I would have come off a lot worse if they weren't there. I'm now wondering what they thought of it at the time.

He was an abusive bully and liked to use tickling as a way to torture me, but I was the spoilt brat for crying. I hate it.

Blu · 16/08/2016 22:43

Mistress: could you post the relative heights and weights of your dds compared to your DH?

And maybe the OP could let us know how her height, weight and relative strength compare to her brother's.

It is arguable that it is quite hard for children to physically oppress grown men.

MistressoftheYoniverse · 16/08/2016 22:50

I dunno my DD2 is 5'5 and 13 stone DD1 5'2 and almost 9 stone...attacking/tickling DH who is 5'8 17stone but not allowed to fight back...trust me he's oppressed Grin

Expellibramus · 16/08/2016 23:00

39 year old man aggressively touching and restraining a woman clearly against her will and causing serious distress? Not sure I give a shit whether it's her brother or not, it's not good is it!

YoJesse · 17/08/2016 09:02

I like the fact I have the mumsnet green light to kick him in the crotch if I need to Grin

blu I'm 5foot and somewhere between 7 1/2 to 8 stones. So small but I reckon I could pack a punch!

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SanityClause · 17/08/2016 10:17

Wow, those are good lessons to teach your children, Mistress!

It's fine for people to gang up on someone, and touch their body, in ways they don't want, and even when they have clearly expressed that they don't want it, it is fine to continue.

grin grin grin

Hmm
brambly · 17/08/2016 10:42

I don't buy the stuff about it being a bit of fun, or a misunderstanding.

People who really tickle, until the tickled party is gasping and howling and has lost control altogether ARE getting off on the pain of it. Of course they are. They're inflicting extreme discomfort and desperation for the purposes of their own amusement - I'd have thought it was obvious!

Someone did it to me once to torture me when I was about 22 - friend of mine I'd just made up with after a very very messy feud, and whose feelings for me were unreciprocated. He was a twisted little fucker and tickled me knowing full well I hated it for about three, three and a half minutes. I have been raped, sustained some incredibly nasty injuries, had a termination go badly wrong, been called a worthless cunt and walloped silly by my father... plenty of pretty shite things and I can honestly say that that tickling ambush ranks up there as one of the worst experiences I've ever had. I was begging and hollering and shaking and hyperventilating and he just carried on and on. He only stopped when I called out for his rather imperious flatmate in desperation.

Believe me I'm a hard-faced cookie but it was fucking horrendous. Painful and humiliating. He admitted to me afterwards he was deliberately torturing me because he was "feeling resentful and angry towards me" and confirmed that people who do tickle people until they are writhing in agony are absolutely getting a sadistic kick out of it, which is obvious anyway.

My current DP tried it once, two or three years after the above event when we were newly together. He only kept at it for 10 seconds or so but I wasn't laughing, I pleaded with him to stop, and he didn't. The fear took over and the button was pressed. He ended being elbowed in the sternum, bitten, threatened with far worse and told that if he ever did it again, he could jump on his bike and fuck off for good.

He never did it again.

I implore people not to do it unless their victim has expressly told them that they want it.

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