To start a SIXTH thread nobody responds to?

[AverageGayLad]

As you were

If I showed him this one, he would just be confused.

Aren't we all?

Beautiful ring.
I have placed scon order Gran said 1000 no problem I got through the bloody war didn't I.
Of course that is her standard answer to everything, she won the war on her own.
Dd is very rude and slamming doors, I'm just ignoring her bad behaviour and keeping my head down

Here's Aidy in case you were missing him.

Oh, the smoke isn't doing it for me.

What happened to the poster who came on here and posted 'huh?' yesterday? Am glad she's gone as she was called Jessica and I'm the only Jess in the village

portia I deffo prefer him with curls....Co Op Boy has curls....

Wrong on both counts,Ruby! 'Tis scon with cream spread on first (to take the place of butter). But don't worry! Every possible permutation will be available at the wedding, courtesy of Portia's Gran!

I love the taste of a kiss with someone who's just smoked

This is better

Aidy is still smoking hot even though he now vages

portia that's more like it....

AGL. That's because you is schmoking....

AGL, no no no!!

portia. He vapes? Ooh, maybe he and I should get together to swap (e) liquids? Could be fun....

Oh I put vages instead of vapes
The mind boggles 😝

Portia there is a thread discussing whether Adam and Zain are better than Aidan.

being. What have you started?! (Ducks out to a spot of parenting)

Haha. The names of course!

I am not looking at other threads about Aidy baby.
Jess he's run out of liquid atm.

I've never smoked! I just find it hot

Aidy is still smoking hot even though he now vages

I read that as a plural of "Vag" (as in vagina). I was wondering what vagina-ing was

I'll be back later the tension in this house is awful. Going for a drive round rather than argue with dd who is being a madam and also playing BOOM bloody BOOM music which is driving me mad.
I want to cuddle her and say it'll be ok, but that would not be appreciated at present so going out is best

portia. You are a fab mummy. All will be well.

AGF. Re: 'schmoking' - I was practising my flirting. Although practising on a gay man young enough to be my grand son is somewhat redundant. Sigh. Maybe I'll learn to drive instead.

You just have to get through the day, Portia - this time tomorrow, the wait will be over.

What are you doing on your holiday today, Average? Is it nice and sunny?

We're just chilling in the hotel room today ahead of results day tomorrow

I wish I was on holiday! Instead I am going through all of DD's old clothes and sorting which ones I want to keep and which I am going to car boot.