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To not tell my son I lied to him?

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DerekSprechenZeDick · 11/08/2016 09:15

And let him continue pretending to be poorly and see how far he goes?

I told him last night that he's back at school today. He has woken with a super bad fake cough, has complained about belly ache, his toe also hurts him.

I'm waiting to be told he has a broken leg Grin

How ill should I let him get before I let him know I was messing with him and he has weeks yet?

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craftycarls · 13/08/2016 11:56

Son not some, just love small phone keyboards!

JackLottiesMum · 13/08/2016 11:56

I'm confused Derek if you think you have done the right thing as to why you are asking people's opinion on whether it is ok to do it or not? No one but you understands the relationship you have with your son.

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DerekSprechenZeDick · 13/08/2016 11:56

Yes, a lie as a joke will mean he will lie about everything and anything now.

Yes I have my fucked my son up.

Yes he will need so much therapy because his mum once had a joke with him

Yes he is a thug because he has patterns in his hair

Yes he will now have trust issues

Yes he will never believe a word I say to him

But it's worth it as it was hilarious!

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BastardGoDarkly · 13/08/2016 11:58

My dad once told me and my brother he'd changed our names to Mavis and Michael Grin he carried it on for a whole day, think I ended up crying Hmm

He's still a twat, but i love him.

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DerekSprechenZeDick · 13/08/2016 11:59

jack I never asked if it was ok to do, read the thread and feel free to point out where I asked

I actually asked how ill shall I let him get.

Never once asked for permission from MN 😂

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dowhatnow · 13/08/2016 12:09

No one has said you shouldn't wind each other up and play pranks. Believe it or not I do too, but this particular one was taken too far. He wasn't a happy child if it got so far as to fake illness. That's not funny.

Still i'll toddle off to get a life. Thanks crafty You sound nice.

gamerchick · 13/08/2016 12:36

Wow so many people are up there own arses on here

School holidays, everybody gets tense. Too much kids, not enough alone time and not enough special time with the OH Wink

Doinmummy · 13/08/2016 12:38

How do you know that he wasn't double pranking his mum ? He might have been faking illness because he knew his mum was winding him up !

dowhatnow · 13/08/2016 13:07

Fair enough he might have been but if the op thought that, then she'd have said that, as she'd have found that hilarious too.

TheOptimisticPessimist · 13/08/2016 13:28

He wasn't a happy child if it got so far as to fake illness. That's not funny.

Unwedge your judgeypants, they can't be comfortable.

I adored school and was a total teacher's pet but that doesn't mean I wouldn't have tried to skip a day if I though my holidays were being cut short.

Lighten up. It's not like he ran away or spent the night crying his eyes out - he feigned a cough and a bad tummy! I'm pretty sure that OP wouldn't have pulled this if her DS was likely to be genuinely upset. He took it well and gave as good as he got. Sounds like a pretty good way to entertain each other during the holidays to me.

Derek you're both total evil, it's brilliant! Grin

Aworldofmyown · 13/08/2016 14:18

I would cancel the cheque OP. Wink

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 13/08/2016 14:23

Tell me if I've read the thread wrong:

Mum plays practical joke on son.

Son (who clearly shares Mum's sense of humour) retaliates and pranks Mum.

Both have a giggle about it.

I always considered myself to be reasonably intelligent, but clearly, I'm missing something!

toadgirl · 13/08/2016 14:50

How do you know that he wasn't double pranking his mum ? He might have been faking illness because he knew his mum was winding him up !

That's what I reckoned he was doing!

Because of what he did later (pranking his mum with the work rota), I thought, "Hang on, I'll bet this kid didn't really fall for the original prank. Sounds too smart to have done that!"

craftycarls · 13/08/2016 15:18

You're welcome 😉

craftycarls · 13/08/2016 15:18

I usually am nice but the summer holidays are driving me a bit nuts so a little cranky!

DixieNormas · 13/08/2016 15:20

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DerekSprechenZeDick · 13/08/2016 15:52

dixie he did. The thug in him hasn't faded so he knows he's still off.

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GillKC · 13/08/2016 18:15

That's hilarious wish I'd done. You can all shut up no one us messing g with anyone's mind it's a f***g joke you weirdos

DixieNormas · 13/08/2016 18:33

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DerekSprechenZeDick · 13/08/2016 20:32

The fact i didn't mention his uniform or mention school in the morning didn't give it away. It was the length of his hair Grin

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user1471122439 · 13/08/2016 22:15

You've made it into The Sun, although apparently, you're a father. Obviously from your username!

www.thesun.co.uk/living/1601985/prankster-parent-divides-mumsnet-users-by-lying-to-his-son-about-school-holidays/

NeedACleverNN · 13/08/2016 22:18

Quick Derek get in touch with the daily mail

You can either practice your sad face at being mistaken for a man OR you can announce your pregnancy as a man

gamerchick · 13/08/2016 22:19

Heh what are you going to do with your newly attached penis OP? Grin

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DerekSprechenZeDick · 13/08/2016 22:20

I'm actually gender neutral. My son calls me human. No labels here.

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DerekSprechenZeDick · 13/08/2016 22:20
Grin
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