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To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

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VanillaSugar · 06/08/2016 20:19

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

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AliceInHinterland · 07/08/2016 20:02

Vanilla I want a detailed breakdown of the Meze please.

AverageGayLad · 07/08/2016 20:03

That's four hours? We can do this!

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 20:03

AGL

I've just had peas and royalties

Pardon?

PortiaCastis · 07/08/2016 20:03

WARNING. I'm about to go on the gin !!!!!

AliceInHinterland · 07/08/2016 20:04

Portia - there was a thread about coke in a baby's bottle?! I can't imagine that ended well. I'm just popping off to have a look at that one!

Bettercallsaul1 · 07/08/2016 20:05

An acquired taste as well?

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VanillaSugar · 07/08/2016 20:05

@ AGL This Is VERY IMPORTANT.

You can start the new thread (because we've all taken you under our ample bosoms in a mumsy sort of way) BUT:

  1. you have to give it this title: "AIBU to start a THIRD thread that no-one responds to?"

  2. Only start it when we are at 985 threads on this one.

  3. In the first post, say it's a continuation of Vanilla's thread and she has endorsed it. The rest is up to you, but keep it clean and along the tones of this thread.

OK? This is my gift to you.

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VanillaSugar · 07/08/2016 20:05

Alice LOLd with that comment!

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AverageGayLad · 07/08/2016 20:06

:)

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toadgirl · 07/08/2016 20:06

and I also forgot the lovely toad girl Sooooo sorry darling!

Oh, not at all Shagged it's hard to walk into the middle of a huge party with people waving at you and calling out. You are so popular and you just begin talking to one person... and suddenly someone else is tugging at your sleeve... and the music's thumping away.....very difficult.

AliceInHinterland · 07/08/2016 20:07

AGL I am now stumped as to what you do if chased by a croc - I would have assumed I could climb the nearest tree. Aren't you meant to hold their jaw shut or something?

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 20:07

I can't flounce.

I'm nearly 6 feet tall and built like a brick-shithouse.

Hardly flouncing material Grin

AverageGayLad · 07/08/2016 20:09

Alice A rubber band is supposedly enough to hold their jaws shut.

toad ROASTIES!

vanilla I treasure the gift!

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 20:09

To a sandcastle festival of all things

Wow, I didn't know of such a thing and in Canada too?

Bettercallsaul1 · 07/08/2016 20:10

That was good, wholesome advice from a crystal meth cook Vanilla.

PortiaCastis · 07/08/2016 20:10

It was judgey pants in the title.
Shall we ask if we can get my boyf on for a webchat or will that break Mn ?

AliceInHinterland · 07/08/2016 20:11

Portia I couldn't find such a thread, I think you are having us on. Maybe no one else (including noone) was gullible enough to believe it.

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 20:11

I think, at this point in the last thread, we had about 27 posts

Glad you worked that one out.

I had a go this morning, but it got far too complicated.

I thought my time could be better served by upping the post count.

Those ARE impressive stats though.

It's great to have goals Smile

toadgirl · 07/08/2016 20:12

Are we still only a!lowed 6 pics a day?

Only 30 Sad

Yes, 30!!!!!!

I simply cannot be expected to work under these conditions.

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VanillaSugar · 07/08/2016 20:12

Alice I can do better, here's a photo of a lot of vegetables and cheese. The Halloumi is in the black bowl, for those of you who were asking.

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Noonesfool · 07/08/2016 20:12

Where is the cocaine baby bottle thread please?

PortiaCastis · 07/08/2016 20:13

Here's one

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toadgirl · 07/08/2016 20:13

I didn't divorce because of the landing strip. He was evil and violent so I got my Gran to sort him out

Oh that sod!

I had one of those in my youth.

Your Gran is a real treasure.

AliceInHinterland · 07/08/2016 20:13

I think you may stray into totally the wrong kind of webchat Portia - also will you not mind others chatting him up, or are you one of those 'I'm so secure in my relationship' types?

AliceInHinterland · 07/08/2016 20:14

Vanilla I'm still waiting for that Meze analysis. If you haven't started the thread, will you turn up at all?