To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

Over 700!!!!!

No Mounties today. Most English of afternoons as we listened to the bell ringing practice on our walk.

I would just like to SHOTGUN starting the next thread

That looks absolutely beautiful, Whatabout - so peaceful.

That is Vanilla's job

I think, at this point in the last thread, we had about 27 posts.

I wonder how long it'll be til 1000

Oh look at him. All shiny

He won't stay clean and shiny for long in Portia's hands

jetSTAR

Hugh Jackman all round nice guy

Is he your fantasy crush, jet?

My boyf has appeared on you tube with his lovely lilting accent and infectious laugh. I love his laugh and he makes me laugh but he swears like a trooper so he's in good company. He also has a six pack and a ..................yeah well you know what I mean.
He carries luggage
I posted his pic on the wrong bloody thread again earlier

It's delicious toad. It's an actual recipe too dontchaknow. Nigella does one I think

Amazed

Well, maybe I'll try it one last time.

I just scraped some on toast many years ago before.

We haven't had a fact in a while AGL

Are we still only a!lowed 6 pics a day?

I particularly like the natural history ones, if you're taking requests.

Which thread Portia How out of place was it?

30 a day apparently!

Portia I'm sure he was a suitable adornment to any thread. Perhaps not one on bereavement. But nearly any thread.

toadgirl I didn't divorce because of the landing strip. He was evil and violent so I got my Gran to sort him out

Brb guys

I want a word with you when you get back, young man!

What's all this I hear about drugs?

It was the one about coke in a babys bottle

:)

SHAGGLES Welcome back!!!!

I am now back in the land of wifi & phone signal so would love to join you all again

Whooohooo!!!

I can't bring myself to eat marmite spaghetti or read the whole thread I'm afraid

Both acquired tastes.

Whatabout

I have just consumed soooo much shoulder of pork. It took six hours to cook

That's some shoulder!

Struggling not to just go and eat the leftovers stood in the kitchen instead of saving them for tomorrow. Sod tomorrow. Sod the meal plan

You probably worked up a healthy appetite with all that walking around.

I know what you mean though. I weighed myself on accurate scales at Boots the other day. Must start a thread about it. I need to lose weight. Have no willpower. No discipline.

Off I go and make a Greek Meze and slowcooked lamb - and I even leave out the raw garlic in the tzatziki as DH has a meeting tomorrow. .. and all Hell breaks loose. Most of it hilarious.

Right, here is your next mission if you choose to accept it: Let's get this thread to a thousand posts within 36 hours of the thread starting. Which gives us to at least midnight.

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Canadian - A bit, sort of. Well I have the passport but people still think I talk funny. Hairy - Meh, life's too short.Trucker - If that's rhyming slang, yes. Otherwise I did used to drive a small van for work. Does that count?