To start ANOTHER thread that no-one responds to?

[VanillaSugar]

Go on. You know you want to. Either don't post or help me get to a thousand posts (again). Please sing, laugh, quote Jane Austen and post pictures of Aiden Turner in the buff.

That's the devil's food. You need a nice falafel wrap and a halloumi salad.

Toad have you got a billion pictures saved, do you make them or are you just ace at googling good fitting ones?

Vanilla what is falafel? What is halloumi?

Me and Aidan are surfin
Surfin Aidans way
My wetsuit is leaking
And my man keeps peeking
Underneath.....the waves

AGL

Hmmm not bad. Perhaps you could have a nice apple or something too?

RubyCav

I Google in the moment.

Some of the motivational ones were saved from the last thread, though. I knew I'd need them again

You're a good googler

All the apples are mouldy :(

Falafel is a sort of fried ground chickpea paste ball thing and halloumi is cheese.

Sounds very Waitrose

You sound a cool surfer chick, Portia - have you cut a tube yet?*

*I've watched Point Break.

I think Aldi sells that kind of thing as well...

I might go have a nap

Thanks, Ruby

I've never seen chickpeas

AGL

You really need someone watching over you.

Throw away your mouldy apples.

Next time you're out, buy more and keep them in the fridge.

Eat one or two a day until they're gone.

I'll be watching you!

Noonesfool

Are you okay? Hope you're not sick? Maybe it's the speed of this thread. It's tiring!

toad They're communal apples so I can't just chuck them :(

Ah, I see AGL

Well, this won't do at all. You are not being cared for properly.

When the others are back, I think we should all sit down and have a committee meeting and see who amongst us wants to join a kind of caring-for-AGL relay to make sure you're eating properly.

I am old. I am not sure who else is old. I think Noonesfool said she was? I'll check later.

I would like to semi-adopt you, if I may, as I will worry about you otherwise.

ToadMother

ToadMother

You may, that's very kind of you

So to help fill the thread shall I record all my meals

I hope these threads become a long running thing

Put this in your fridge and eat it next time you're hungry.

You may, that's very kind of you

Why thank you, you are a lovely well-brought-up young man :)

So to help fill the thread shall I record all my meals

Please do! All posts welcome and it'll serve the double purpose of helping me keep a check on you.

I hope these threads become a long running thing

Well, this thread is going from strength to strength. Filling up way faster than the last one, though the last one didn't do too badly considering no-one posted to it

Yes I am old.

Not sick thank you toad I just like naps

I have changed my mind anyway. I'm having wine instead.

I don't think AGM is a youngling at all. I think s/he's a hairy Canadian trucker of indeterminate age and gender.