To think that my next door neighbour is a twat of the highest order.

[Cocolepew]

He has been out with his fucking petrol mower since 6.50.
He has a tiny garden but is still out.
I might have to kill him.
Wanker.

Angry emu…😄😄😄😄😄

I'm curious. Does mowing your lawn every other day make it look good?

my neighbour has for the last 3 months let me know he has a new power saw, EVERY day!....i shouted 'i wish that would blow up and take your blooming head off with it'....i work nights so am sleep deprived!

No it doesn't quack. I looked out my bedroom window at it earlier and it has bald patches.
But not to worry, he'll probably be digging it up again in the near future

Dog is beautiful. Stupid but pretty.
Lemonlady .

Wtf can you power saw for 3 months?
Twatty NDN once chased me down the street with a power saw. He was trying to cut down tress opposite our houses.
He thinks anything he can see from his window is his land

Thankfully I RTFT, although with some trepidation, as my mum and slightly bonkers stepfather have moved to your neck of the woods recently Coco. It isn't him.

Oh have they

We've just escaped our awful neighbours, noisy family with three teens, loud parties every weekend, dog barking all bloody day and all evening if they went out, constant banging, Christ knows what for and horrible sweary rows. We sold up and this evening had our first evening of peace, with no one waking the dc up, in four years. It was absolute bliss. I feel for you, twattish neighbours are a nightmare.

He also didnt have any room to paint his fence after building it so walked over all my plants and bushes to get to it
I am slightly confused by this. did he come into your garden to paint his fence without your permission?

Yep Persian.
Sounds erm, interesting around your way Madame

I've got a house full of traumatised Syrian & Afghan refugees next door. Very loud.

Prefer them to the recorder learner

Yep Persian
So he wanted to paint the side of the fence that was in your garden and did so without asking. Bloody cheek.

I does raise an interesting question though. I have absolutely nightmare neighbours next door and the fence that divides our garden belongs to me. My father has actually painted said fence to not only make it look nice but protect it.

Some people in our road haven't bothered to do anything with their fences and the other day I saw that the ones that have not been painted or treated are starting to rot. (All the fences are the same and the same age).

What is concerning me is that when this fence needs replacing, I have to pay for it but that is likely to happen sooner than it should do because my neighbour's landlord hasn't painted it.

Have I got any right to ask him to do so or insist that he contributes to its early replacement because he has failed to take proper care of it?

I suspect that the answer will be no but I was just wondering if anybody else had any experience of this issue.

See the killer instinct just bubbling under the surface?
If I squint really really hard otherwise I see possibly one of the cutest dogs I have ever seen.

My sympathies coco. I have twatish neighbours too.......
Victor Meldreth two doors down.
Woody the cowboy plumber next door but one and the garden thief next door.
Good luck or move

I have painted/stained a fence that my neighbours behind me put up, so it looks nicer but also so it protects it. I never asked them though
Any fence that we have put up I know the side onto neighbours gardens have been painted and I dont have a problem with that.
Do you think you could paint the other side? I cant see them contributing to the cost of a new one.
for everyone with twattish neighbours .

Neighbour a few doors down has had a small yappy-type dog barking from 1am onwards for the past 3 nights - my suspicion is they've moved it to a conservatory or shed as it's probably keeping them awake - so now it's keeping us awake. Have had to put fans on in ours and dd2s room to block out the noise....grrrrr
Have told DH he'll be sent out in the early hours to locate the hound if it carries on!

I saw a recorder book of frozen tunes. I think he deserves to hear everyone!

Never ceases to amaze me how long it takes some men to mow a lawn the size of a postage stamp. The bloke who lives in the house backing on to our garden takes the best part of 3 hours to mow a lawn measuring approximately 8 metres by 6 metres. Twice a week. Anyone would think it was Wembley bloody stadium the amount of time he takes.....

Op stop mumsnetting! You're around mine for dinner ;)

Put weed killer in a squeezy bottle, stand in a step ladder and spell out 'twat' on his newly mowed lawn in weed killer.

Can you spray the other side of your fence?

Thanks for the alibi
Im saving the weedkiller idea in case he touches my shrubs (I just cant write my bush when talking about him 😩)

When we moved in the houses were a new build, so we had to dig over our gardens.
Twat was horrified that DH wasn't keeping a tally of how many wheelbarrows of soil he was digging out.

Oh god he used to have 2 yappy dogs. You have my sympathy.
I think they take so long mowing for maxium annoyance.