To think that my next door neighbour is a twat of the highest order.

[Cocolepew]

He has been out with his fucking petrol mower since 6.50.
He has a tiny garden but is still out.
I might have to kill him.
Wanker.

We lived in a house that had been converted to one house with three bedrooms and then underneath part of it consisted of a kitchen and a living room then a flat directly next door and underneath us iyswim?

Anyway, we once heard banging and crashing. Got up really confused and went into the spare bedroom (naked because it was hot) and was confronted with a policeman half in the window!

I shrieked and legged it back to get some clothes whilst dh confronted him. He was looking for our neighbour but the layout of the place had confused him.

We took a phone number and said we will ring if he comes him. A few days later he did.

We rang them and then hid upstairs in the dark of night watching from the window whilst they kicked down the door. Took ages because he had barricaded himself in.

Was highly entertaining I must say and a bit of a let down because he was released a few days later. Drug charge I think

The police have been pretty regular in their dealings, with him over the years tbh. They were looking for him last week again.
We only knew about the bigamy because he told someone up the street about it. He was quite miffed apparently.

How about a cockerel?

So how has his wife's nursing home fees been paid then? Has he not declared the property as an asset and the local council have been paying the fees? Might be worth passing as much info as you can onto the local council.

No idea, about the fees. The poor womans life was a misery with him, she had some special needs, and he was terribly abusive to her. DH nearly kicked his door in one night she was screaming so hard and the police were taking ages to come.
She died last week she had been in a home for a few years. She had dementia.

He doesn't have the right to paint your side of his fence without your permission. And your dh didn't give him permission to paint it, just come on your land when necessary to put the fence up. If it was that important,he should have painted it first. Aren't there any rules about noise before or after a certain time? He sounds like a real pig.

My neighbour is a twatbadger too. He opens his back door to his garden as early as 6.30 am to let his two feral children out then buggers off inside to leave them to scream and scream and scream in the garden

Poor woman!

Presume if he is up early he must go to bed early. Maybe some status quo or equivalent about 9-10pm? Not late enough to be reported but have yourself a jolly boogie!!?

He really ballsed up on the fence. He likes to take down /repaint/ put back up his fencing , regularly. He can't do the one between us because he knows we wont let him onto our garden. And I've since planted fir trees to make it harder in case he decided to do it when we were out.

Poor woman...

You can borrow DD. Give her sweets and noisiest thing and she'll drive him insane.

Unfortunately I would still hear his tv on at 1pm. He doesn't seem to ever sleep.

You need thorns near the fence.

I might electrify my side if it
After telling him to piss off he then stood on a step ladder hanging over the top of it from his side if the fence. At one point he tied his brush to a piece of string and dangled it trying to paint.
It was highly amusing to watch.
As this was going on his girlfriend stood on the footpath staring into my front room. In the pouring rain.

Why does he need to do your side. Your the one one who has to look at it. Let the teens paint a target or goal on it.

Because hes a twat.

Twat is being polite for that this fella.

Every other day??!! I take it back, he sounds a twat

Ooooh you have my sympathy. Next door neighbour at ours likes to play golf. No problem, you may think. But his Sunday morning routine is:

7am: Go outside, turn on the car
Leave car running for 15 minutes (why!??!)
7.15am: Get in car, drive off

The last three weekends I've been woken at 7 on Sunday by him running the car under our open window (fumes come straight in. Delightful).

Problem is that we are staying at my parents and they don't want us to say anything.

I'm sorry you also have a twat for a neighbour

Scribble, does he go back in the house because just begging to have his car nicked if he does.

scribble
In the old days, I think you were supposed to 'warm up the engine' before driving a car, and old habits die hard in some people

I briefly had a neighbour who would do this, but not just leave it running, oh no
He would sit there are REV and REV and REV and REV the engine

I once passive aggressively told him that he must waste an awful lot of petrol doing that, and he very earnestly told me it stops the engine wearing out and that's why all his cars last so long

I can beat that with 6am lawnmowing !

Thanks scribble.
You need to nip own and drive away in his car.

6!? Why the hell would anyone feel the need to mow at 6 in the morning?!