To ask which adverts give you the rage?

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So I'm watching the telly while DD lies in her cot refusing to sleeptakes a nap and the Muller advert came on. The one about the winning gold for £50,000. There is something about that advert that just gives me the rage. I have to mute the telly and close my eyes until I predict it's over.

"I never won gold at the olympics but now I'm your Fairy GoodMuller, you can!" Argh!!!!

What adverts annoy my lovely Mumsnetters? Doesn't just have to be telly.

The one for bog roll or something where they ask irritatingly smug little children how clean they feel after going to the toilet. If I hear "as clean as a pufferfish" once more that television is going to have a nasty accident.

That gala bingo one drives me crackers and the dominos one before Hollyoaks grrrr

That fucking clear blue one where she tells her friend she's pregnant and there are plates on the walls. God that boils my piss.

"As clean as a squid? I love it!" Fake, irritating laugh.

mrsjay yes!!! Why so serious, Ronaldo?!

The mortgage one (can't even remember which company, probably the wankers at Barclays) where the woman can't pro oh be quicker properly.

Mortgage. Quikah.

Argh stabby rage

That should be pronounce. Stupid auto cucumber.

I have to stop reading this it's driving me crazy!! But adverts came on so had to distract myself

The vanish tip exchange bung a bit of vanish on it just nearly wet myself I had forgotten how awful that is, oh and that bloody sphoke one as all women sit in their pants with their mates and bash each other with pillows

How has nobody mentioned the go compare man yet? How is he still even going?!

Yes to the Vanish Tip Exchange, let me guess the 'tip' is to use Vanish!

I hate the one where the woman is talking about some product to do with teeth and she says "it's not just me who's noticed" and her dentist is lurking in the background like some creepy stalker.

Any holiday one where there is nobody else in the hotel.

Philadelphia, mum going on a date. Cringe

Any of the Halifax adverts with Top Cat, but particularly the outtake ones which are just cringeworthy.

The Trebor mint one where the dad turns round in his chair and his head is a strong mint and shouts Nnnnnooooooo -dunno why but it proper freaks me out. I have to change channel before it gets to that bit

That awful one for the private school that was on Mumsnet recently (still is?) "Tomorrow I will be even better than today" or some such rubbish.
In other words, "Today I was not good enough". Nice idea to teach the kids in your care, I don't think

Go compare, all annoying but the black taxi one makes me mute.

FUCKING SHERZINGER WITH HER FUCKING YOGHURT NOSE AND MICHAEL JACKSON VOICE

FUCK OFF

ahem.

I feel much better now

yy to the annoying fucker with his liquid weetabix breakfast.

He goes to bed fully dressed, drinks room temperature food which has the consistency of baby sick and is a smug little tosser. He'll still be single when he's 55 you mark my words.

Also, maltesers seem to be incapable of making an advert with non-smug arseholes in it (somebody else's comment reminded me).

*without

I actually love that Weetabix advert

My dd loves the weetabix advert too especially the beginning bit where he falls out of the window backwards

The muller one where Nicole S gets yoghurt on her nose. I usually either shout FUCK OFF or mute it. I get proper ragey.

Also the one where they use some device to scrape dead skin off their feet. I am nearly always eating when that bloody advert comes on. I don't need to see that. Ugh. *shudders

Ruth Jones and Ben Miller changing their mind about the pineapple that's been sitting in their kitchen for god knows how long, driving back to Tesco and swapping it for a melon. I get frustrated just thinking about the fucking cheek of it. Would they let me swap an almost out of date pack of sausages because I haven't got round to having a BBQ? I doubt it.
What a crock of shit!

The JustEat advert where the silly woman sings, "I see you baby. Chicken Madras, Chicken Madras".

Yeah well I can see you too love and I swear to god I'm going to put my fist through the TV screen one day, and pull your vagina out through your nostrils