To potentially make DH very ill?

[Sleepybunny]

I realise there is a similar themed thread here, must be food hygiene day.

Anyway, I cooked a chicken on Thursday afternoon. Switched the oven off when it was ready and left it in there (one of those cook in the bag ALDI special bad boys).

We went away for the weekend and I totally forgot about it until now.

AIBU to test it on DH to see if it's edible? DH things it probably is, so is sort of consenting. He's also left his bastarding socks on the floor next to the laundry basket again, for me to collect and wash presumably. As such, I feel his life is expendable at the moment.

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omg

Oh dear. Your poor idiot husband

Message for your DH

It's not the Thai food, asshole

Another horrified/fascinated emetophobe who has always been suspicious of chicken. Conincidentally I have two chicken meals planned this week. Going to really enjoy those now. Yum.

Haha yeah, the Thai food of course! Omg this is hilarious concerning.

How does your husband feel about the fact that half of Mumsnet is on tenterhooks waiting to find out the consistency of his next shit?

Lady I passed on the info regarding Imodium. It was something I hadn't considered. He's adamant it's just because of the spicy Thai food.

Stubborn as mule doesn't cover it.

Seriously, I am starting to panic a bit as well. Feel like I'm on stand by for this escalating. I've declined a glass of wine for fear of having to drive to the hospital for goodness sake!

Have you shown him this thread? Especially the several posts about NOT taking immodium.

Get the hose out and the wellies on and the plastic apron and gloves. Plastic sheet on bed.

Arkhamasylum I have put this to him and he said that "woman have always been obsessed with is arse"

Sorry, have had too much

I am amazed it got past his stomach tbh. Perhaps it is the Thai food from lunchtime.

This is OP and DH this evening. The second is after that Imodium wears off.

Where's that thread about the gold painted loo ceiling? Maybe start thinking of some interior design changes OP?

Words fail me.

One for Classics surely?!

Nevlet I second that

Perfect pics Doublemint!

While you're waiting, bleach the fridge out.

Has he always been this stubborn?

I'm starting to feel a bit queasy myself just from reading this thread. I hope the OP and kiddies don't get sick too.

Throw away food in the fridge he contaminated with the chicken before you chucked it.

He is Stubborn generally, but this is a new level he's reached.

I'm pondering if knowing that MN advice was against his better judgment has fanned the ring of fire flames.

I don't usually do place marking, but I'm doing so now, in the interests of science.

I think I'd actually be quite angry at my DH if he was quite so stupid to do this, as a parent, to wilfully put himself in harms way would make me
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Is it a hazard having it in the fridge?

Does he by any chance have a twin who won't change his contact lenses and keeps getting eye infections? They seem to have a lot in common.

Please don't immortalise his squits in classics. It will only encourage the stupid bastard.

Still checking in - have managed to mention this thread with the inevitable 'Would you eat that chicken' question thrown in for good measure