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The crap lunch thread

62 replies

KurriKurri · 20/07/2016 14:55

It's hot - healthy eating has gone out the window (Note I falsely suggest it was ever in the window).

My lunch was two fondant fancies, a glass of orange squash and a Tuc biscuit.

Any suggestions for other tasty crap that doesn't need cooking, that I can eat during this heatwave?

OP posts:
JennyBunn · 20/07/2016 15:02

I've had 2 apple doughnuts and a cup of tea. I should be annoyed at myself but I'm not. I'm considering a third doughnut instead.

arethereanyleftatall · 20/07/2016 15:04

I've just had shorTbread, cheddar and a cup of tea.

anorakgirl · 20/07/2016 15:05

I had a petit pain with 2 laughing cow triangles and a packet of monster munch. I am disgusting!

Ivorbig1 · 20/07/2016 15:06

We're they flamin hot monster munch I bloody love them.

RastafarianTargaryen · 20/07/2016 15:06

2 slices of wheaten bread with butter and strawberry jam and a Gold bar.

Healthy eating has gone completely out the window this week.

Ivorbig1 · 20/07/2016 15:07

Yes but what about the monster munch???

AlpacaPicnic · 20/07/2016 15:07

Ive had a glass of full-fat Coke, a bag of crisps and a handful of ritz crackers.
Got no kitchen ATM so every meal is out or ordered in. I'm getting a bit bored of it now...

NeedMoreSleepOrSugar · 20/07/2016 15:07

I had a cheese and ham toasted sandwich, but dd stole most of it so I had a wispa while she napped instead. Quote fancy another now. Or an icecream. Or both. ... damn you op! GrinChocolateCake

Ilovenannyplum · 20/07/2016 15:08

I had a tin of mackerel in tomato sauce, a peanut butter magnum and some sweet chilli snack a jacks

I have no regrets

Mouikey · 20/07/2016 15:09

cornetto!!

cuntinghomicidalcardigan · 20/07/2016 15:09

I had 2 slices of ham, 3 grapes (all that dd hadn't snaffled) and a coke zero. I foolishly did 'healthy shopping' and there are no biscuits Sad

memyselfandaye · 20/07/2016 15:12

Ice lollies, and lots of them, I've had a Calipo and a cider one.

There may also be lemonade and Del Monte orange ones in the freezer, if I give the child one after school it would be rude to make him eat alone would'nt it? So I should have another.

KurriKurri · 20/07/2016 15:12

Ooh crisps and Ritz, now you're talking - I have some of those Grin

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FelixFelix · 20/07/2016 15:13

Not that tasty but I had Weetabix and a bag of Hula Hoops.

redhat · 20/07/2016 15:14

a diet coke and a slice of chocolate orange torte

HummyMummy72 · 20/07/2016 15:18

Glad I'm not the only one that had a crap lunch.

Pack of Doritos, 2 ok 4 cookies and a glass of milk

HummyMummy72 · 20/07/2016 15:18

Red - mmmm chocolate orange torte that sounds delish

redhat · 20/07/2016 15:23

It was amazing hummy. I was spoilt for choice since DH arrived back from a client meeting last night with a whole crate of luxury cakes from the client for us to sample. It will last us for weeks!

FrizzyNoodles · 20/07/2016 15:25

I had a magnum and a bottle of pop. Having a chip butty for tea

GeekyWombat · 20/07/2016 15:32

Bag of Minstrels... Although tonight's dinner I'm going for olives / bread / sliced tomato / salami / wine so that's healthier, right?

GeekyWombat · 20/07/2016 15:32

Although hold on, peanut butter magnums are a thing...?!

FelixFelix · 20/07/2016 15:33

Geeky they do, but I think they are extremely disappointing!

Ilovenannyplum · 20/07/2016 15:43

I disagree and think that peanut butter magnums are the best thing ever Grin

Get yourself to Iceland 2 x boxes of 6 mini ones for £4

Doobydoo · 20/07/2016 15:57

Bowl of tyrells cheddar n onion crisps and 12 large choc buttons whilst lying on sofaBlush am intrigued re peanut butter magnums!

AmysTiara · 20/07/2016 16:01

I had three lolly ices and a plum. Far too hot I don't like the heat