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The crap lunch thread

62 replies

KurriKurri · 20/07/2016 14:55

It's hot - healthy eating has gone out the window (Note I falsely suggest it was ever in the window).

My lunch was two fondant fancies, a glass of orange squash and a Tuc biscuit.

Any suggestions for other tasty crap that doesn't need cooking, that I can eat during this heatwave?

OP posts:
Farmmummy · 20/07/2016 16:03

I had a salad and an apple as did dds.
Ok actually no we really had lemon drizzle cake petis filous and cheesy Doritos. Maybe we might be healthy tomorrow...

Germgirl · 20/07/2016 16:05

I had a fish paste (sardine & tomato) sandwich on floppy white plastic bread, 2 dairylea triangles and a can of that new Coke thats meant to taste like real Coke but is sugar free. It doesn't. It tastes like Diet Coke, which I hate, I'm so glad I bought 24 cans of it.

LadyOfTheCanyon · 20/07/2016 16:05

half a packet of tortillas, some hummus and a bottle of cider in the garden. Lush!

MyCatIsABiggerBastardThanYours · 20/07/2016 16:05

One packet of salt and vinegar crisps and two packets of Worcester sauce crisps.

Happy days!

2nds · 20/07/2016 16:06

Toast here

n0ne · 20/07/2016 16:07

Peanut butter Magnum?!?! What is this magical thing you speak of? Shock

hardheadedwoman · 20/07/2016 16:07

Frozen calimari and sweet chilli sauce

Was a bit sickly

SoleBizzz · 20/07/2016 16:08

Magnum, cup of coca cola, orange ice lolly and a packet of cheese and onion crinkles.

FrizzyNoodles · 20/07/2016 16:10

The issue with peanut butter magnums is that they're too small.

SoleBizzz · 20/07/2016 16:11

Sickly peanut butter magnums are imo.

OhSoggyBiscuit · 20/07/2016 16:12

Crates of luxury cakes..peanut butter Magnums...can I come live at your houses? All I have is a mere ice lolly.

Vixster99 · 20/07/2016 16:13

2 raw carrots & a glass of milk

I am now feeling like I need a whole packet of jaffa cakes

fwiw I don't like the peanut butter magnums, and I have none (of any variety) left in the freezer. But its too hot to contemplate going out in the car for anything other than emergencies.

HummyMummy72 · 20/07/2016 16:14

MyCat - Grin you win!

LittleGoose000 · 20/07/2016 16:16

2 Pain au chocolat and 2 Bourbon biscuits. Oh and a glass of orange and mango juice. I haven't got a clue what to make for dinner, I can't be arsed!!

OhSoggyBiscuit · 20/07/2016 16:23

2 Ginger Nut biscuits, a cold can of spaghetti and sausages (yes, really) and a Fruitini ice lolly.

Ilovenannyplum · 20/07/2016 16:25

I'm happy to take on any unwanted peanut butter magnums, please feel free to send them my way Grin

BalthazarImpresario · 20/07/2016 16:30

Pate on toast and onion ring crisps, bottle of almost frozen squash. I feel no remorse.

SteviebunsBottrittrundle · 20/07/2016 16:35

I ploughed through fecking slimming world friendly soup which I foolishly made. Was nice but the heat made it horrid. I felt so hard done by I then went and ate a lot of cream crackers and butter Blush. Honestly, I'd have eaten better if I hadn't made myself have the horrible healthy option in the first place!

PoisonWitch · 20/07/2016 16:36

Peanut butter and jam sarnie. A bourbon biscuit and a jammy dodger.

PeppaAteMySoul · 20/07/2016 16:37

Left over soy sauce noodles. Would have had some bourbons but scoffed them all last night. Am now very sad about this house's lack of biscuits!

EdmundCleverClogs · 20/07/2016 16:40

I had a Greggs and I'm not ashamed of it. Cheese, beans and sausage, bloody delicious. Just waiting for my toffee ice cream to fully re-freeze and I might have one three for dessert. Oh, also had some cream-centred liquorice, but my last diet had already been ruined once I found them....

PaulInHolland · 20/07/2016 16:41

I had a blue cheese,apple and grape salad with a raspberry dressing. The temperature outside reached 30 degrees, so the management gave all employerd ice lollies-I had a pear festini otherwise I would have looked ungrateful. My train wa delayed in my commute this afternoon so I hadbl some white chocolate with cranberry and almond inside to compensate.

fishonabicycle · 20/07/2016 16:41

What I had is not important but my son and friend and my husband are at home barbecuing and I've been at work. And still have to get home on bloody south eastern train.

Katedotness1963 · 20/07/2016 16:41

2 apples, quickly followed by 2 ice lollies, a piece of chocolate, a fizzy lemon sweet and two glasses of lemonade. Oh well, it started out healthy...

abigwideworld · 20/07/2016 16:43

I'm 26 weeks pregnant and STARVING. But I'm following slimming world so it has to be healthy-ish food.

For lunch I had:

Two jacket potatoes
Half a tin of baked beans
40g light grated cheese
Some pink slaw
A few pieces of leftover chicken tikka
A few slices of wafer thin cooked chicken
A costa coffee cooler

No wonder I'm enormous!!

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