Long story short I am 5 months pregnant with DC2 and have DD age 2.9.
DH works away. Therefore, DD spends majority of time with me and is v clingy in front of other people. DH decides I need a break/time for DD to get used to not being with me all the time etc to takes her to Spain for two days to family and comes back today. I had two great nights sleep, DH and DD had a great time, everyone is happy.
DH normally does majority of cooking when home. I decided to make something new (Joe Wicks recipe if interested) and long story short, it was a disaster. Dinner was not fit for human consumption.
AIBU to think this is an accidental fuck up? Or is DH right and it's worthy of a load of verbal abuse and blame to make me feel like shit?? Clearly making a crap dinner was deliberate and on my agenda 
Anyway, after two days apart, we're now in separate rooms and no sign of effort from either party!!!