AIBU to think that Tom Hiddleston is not sexy?

[Queenbean]

Apols for the DM link but these latest pics look like whoever has directed him has said "yeah ok, pull your pants up a bit more, look sexy, open your legs wider" with completely unsexy results

AIBU to think that he is as sexy as a yoghurt pot?

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3650564/Taylor-Swift-lucky-lady-Singer-s-new-beau-Tom-Hiddleston-shows-muscular-physique-sexy-underwear-shoot.html

Just another boring Etonian. Ugh bet he's shite in bed.

He's no Travis Fimmel . That's a real man.

YANBU I don't get the hype at all!

'Ugh bet he's shite in bed.'

Now there's a revolting thought.

Expat bahahaha sorry might have overstepped

Well as a out and loud hiddlestoner I have to say I prefer the pic in his suit with the bare feet . Much sexier . He doesn't look comfortable . Apparently these pics were taken in April so probably not the best timing to be released now with all the hiddleswift back fire .

'Expat bahahaha sorry might have overstepped'

That's okay. It saved me from finishing off a tube of Pringles .

Sorry dont want to derail but Can you imagine if a less 'wholesome' celeb was going from relationship to relationship in such a public way? Rihanna, or the Great Reviled One Rita Ora for example? I personally don't think it'd anyone else's business and more power to Taylor for making an absolute bleedin fortune and snogging a variety of virile young men but jesus Christmas anyone else would be literally torn apart.

Think he has funny eyes too. Are they too small? Not sure, but he's def not attractive.

Think Idris Elba would fill out rock those grandad pants and be an awesome Bond.

Please come and lick me, Idris...

Er, best not. Just picture the sexiest woman in pants alive. I'd top that. By a mile.

He is most definitely not my type.

Well i just googled "yoghurt pants" thinking there would be an amusing imagine of a pot of yoghurt wearing a pair of pants. Instead I came across this unsavoury meaning

I mean really. Is there any need? Heathens.

No man looks good in white underwear. I think Beauty Queen has it. That is one of the worst photo shoots I have seen in my entire life.

I've only ever seen him in The Night Manager (which I really enjoyed) and thought he was extremely good looking in it, but I remained strangely unmoved by him. I enjoyed looking at him, but almost as though he was a piece of art rather than in a lustful way.

'Lustful' is a great word; I'll have to try to shoehorn it into more sentences.

Must be weird for slebs to read the total crap us mortals write about them!!

It's very sad. This photoshoot has finally killed off my Hiddles crush for good.
WTF was he thinking? Is there a point to having a bazillion shots of him in the same pair of pants?
He looks like a thin man bulked up by a lot of effort in the gym, not a naturally muscular.
I've always thought he would blend in very inconspicuously in an accountancy firm or similar, and just be 'that cute actuary' rather than an aspiring Hollywood heartthrob.

I don't understand any of this, at all! He was/is a good actor, but all this sleb crap?What's happened to him?!?! Has he got himself some new shit advisor / PR idiot?! WTAF is going on with those white pants? Whoever ok'd them really must hate his guts.

FFS I have to bleach my eyes and pretend that photo shoot never happened (probably that's what he's doing too...)

banana I don't understand it either . I'd never even heard of him until The Night Manager, but now he's all over the media, and not really in a good way. Everybody is calling bullshit on his 'new romance' and nobody in their right mind would think that that photo shoot was a good move.

How about he just continues to act well, or at least sack his publicists and get some decent ones?

I have only just watched And Then There Were None and suddenly realised why everyone thinks Aidan Turner (who, tbf, I've only ever seen as Poldark and a dwarf) could play Bond.

He gets my vote now.

He really needs to focus on his acting and if he really likes tayswizzle then he should romance her in a bit more of a subtle way so if it all implodes in a year he wont come out of it inevitably looking like a twat who people just look at and see "English guy who dated taylor swift"

He isn't anymore! His stock has gone down massively since the ridiculousness of 'TayTo'

Doesn't do anything for me sorry. Even less so when I saw he was supposedly in a relationship with swift. She's got a cracking pair of legs on her but 0 sex appeal.

I liked Kit Harrington (Jon Snow GOT) but he lost his appeal when he shaved off his beard. (God I'm shallow).

Just re this: Can you imagine if a less 'wholesome' celeb was going from relationship to relationship in such a public way? Rihanna, or the Great Reviled One Rita Ora for example? I personally don't think it'd anyone else's business and more power to Taylor for making an absolute bleedin fortune and snogging a variety of virile young men but jesus Christmas anyone else would be literally torn apart.

I was thinking about this too, and I find all of her relationships to be so... performed - there's always documentation of their every move, there always just happens to be a pap around to show everything. Just seems very theatrical to me.

Strangelookingparasite yes it is always very well documented when other celebrities seem to want to keep things umder wraps for as long as possible? I don't know I suppose she thinks her fans want to know the ins and outs maybe? I don't want to girl bash and I do think she's got some catchy songs, a clever business plan and some very cute cats but it all sea a bit strange like her exact persona is calculated somehow.. don't want to bang on about Riri and Rita but the Chris Brown thing, many people supported him and continue to do so. Rita Ora came out with being 'groomed' or in an inappropriate sexual relationship with a much older man and got SLATED. If either of those things had happened to TS the outcome would almost cettainly be very different. Sorry for digressing.

I think he should change his name to Hiddlebottom.

I don't see it either. He's balding and has piggy little eyes, sorry ladies