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AIBU to think that Tom Hiddleston is not sexy?

165 replies

Queenbean · 20/06/2016 16:24

Apols for the DM link but these latest pics look like whoever has directed him has said "yeah ok, pull your pants up a bit more, look sexy, open your legs wider" with completely unsexy results

AIBU to think that he is as sexy as a yoghurt pot?

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3650564/Taylor-Swift-lucky-lady-Singer-s-new-beau-Tom-Hiddleston-shows-muscular-physique-sexy-underwear-shoot.html

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SaffaQueen · 20/06/2016 16:45

cringe
My hubby looks much better in boxers than him, & he doesn't have a trainer/stylist or do any of this suck cheeks in lark...
Too pale and body more lean than muscled.
Please don't let him be the next Bond, unless they're looking for a metrosexual incarnate....His Graham Norton appearances were naff - like an annoying lapdog looking for attention.

TheSpottedZebra · 20/06/2016 16:46
Grin

Oh god those pics.

NB that was not an orgasmic oh god, you understand.

TheSpottedZebra · 20/06/2016 16:46

Like a moth to a flame, Mitzy

InstinctivelyITry · 20/06/2016 16:46

He's too 'meh' for me.... Now, Hugh Jackman (dribbles)

MrsSpecter · 20/06/2016 16:46

Men should be big, dark and hairy.

They should be tom hardy. All of them. Then I could have my very own tom. he's mine in my head

SaucyJack · 20/06/2016 16:48

YANBU.

I don't know why. He isn't technically unattractive. But whatever "it" is, he just does not have it.

MitzyLeFrouf · 20/06/2016 16:51

These lads are sexier.

And they know it.

AIBU to think that Tom Hiddleston is not sexy?
LordoftheTits · 20/06/2016 16:54

He's too skinny and pointy for me, not my thing at all. Doesn't look like he could throw you around the bedroom Grin

MrsSpecter · 20/06/2016 16:55

mitzy Grin

Queenbean · 20/06/2016 16:56

Even these lads are sexier

AIBU to think that Tom Hiddleston is not sexy?
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Owllady · 20/06/2016 16:57

Maybe it turns Taylor swift on to get her men to wear her father's underpants
It's enough to make anyone limp

witsender · 20/06/2016 16:57

He is beautiful, but not sexy. No edge, or grit. Which is odd as playing Loki, he does. I would be so disappointed if he were Bond.

GoEasyPudding · 20/06/2016 16:59

Those pics are rather amusing but I must say you are lot are hard to please.

He's a handsome chap but we can't all fancy the same fellas or there would be mayhem!

The Taylor Swift paparazzi photos are a strange move, if you are a reader of Blind Gossip you will know why.

Anyone see Gogglebox when they watched the sex scene in The Night Manager. Hilarious! The show was trying hard to pitch it as super hot sex scene but instead it was a bit tragic. The fellas on Gogglebox were falling about laughing and saying " Urghh, sorry love...bit quick"

StepAwayFromTheThesaurus · 20/06/2016 17:00

The photos aren't very sexy really. The top two remind me of DH aimlessly wandering around in his boxers rather than something actually sexy. If he'd been staring at his phone in the one whether he's reclining, it would complete the bumbling DH effect.

Owllady · 20/06/2016 17:00

To hate ant and Dec is to hate life

PolaroidsFromTheBeyond · 20/06/2016 17:02

The Taylor Swift paparazzi photos are a strange move, if you are a reader of Blind Gossip you will know why.

Oh do tell Pudding.

MitzyLeFrouf · 20/06/2016 17:02

Like a moth to a flame, Mitzy

sleb gossip sistahs.

RidingRossPoldark · 20/06/2016 17:06

YANBU

That stretchy smile he has is a bit try hard and unsexy also. No idea what the fuss is about. Seeing pics of him bring chauffeured around in Swift's car has lowered him even further in my esteem.

WhingyNinja · 20/06/2016 17:08

I don't fancy him at all and his eyes make him look tired and sad, the fact he's now with TS makes him even less attractive to me Sad

GoEasyPudding · 20/06/2016 17:10

Well, listen very carefully, I'll say this only once....some celebs have a dark soul, they "pair up" just for publicity.

Taylor Swift has done this over and over according to the gossip sites. Although I for one think they look rather good together both nice and lofty tall.

placingrequest · 20/06/2016 17:12

YANBU - I find him insipid and too polite looking. Even a fan must admit those photos do him NO favours, I'm cringing on his behalf - the stylist should be shot! I was pretty ambivalent about him until a scene in the Night Manager where he has to apologise to a diner in a restaurant when one of his party behave appallingly - he was the epitome of a certain type of smooth, ultra-nice, self-deprecating, charming cliche of a public school boy - brilliantly acted I thought and then I found out he was actually an old Etonian and inwardly groaned. I'll let Dominic West off with it but not Tom Grin

Owllady · 20/06/2016 17:13

A dark soul? Have you been dreaming in the 1950s again or watching too much mork and Mindy?

stareatthetvscreen · 20/06/2016 17:13

i'd always assumed he was 10000% gay

stareatthetvscreen · 20/06/2016 17:15

but anyway i can't see the charisma or sex appeal

Abetes · 20/06/2016 17:16

I find him very effeminate - not at all sexy.