AIBU to think that Tom Hiddleston is not sexy?

[Queenbean]

Apols for the DM link but these latest pics look like whoever has directed him has said "yeah ok, pull your pants up a bit more, look sexy, open your legs wider" with completely unsexy results

AIBU to think that he is as sexy as a yoghurt pot?

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3650564/Taylor-Swift-lucky-lady-Singer-s-new-beau-Tom-Hiddleston-shows-muscular-physique-sexy-underwear-shoot.html

Too desperate. I bet if he is really dating Swift, he's sent her these pictures to ask her 'do I look good here, does this one catch my best angle, etc'.

Those pants WHY ON EARTH those pants?

He's got a nice arse - see the Crimson Peak gifs - but these knicker shots are awful.

YANBU - I just don't get who are all these people calling him out as the next Bond.. no.... just no!

he's yak

Poor chap looks like a rabbit caught in the headlights. Makes me wanna make him a nice cuppa tea and feed him a sausage roll or summat.

It decidedly does not make me want to bend his bones.

I'm sure he'll be devastated to hear that.

(BTW, men should be big, blond and hairy. But bald will do in a pinch.)

Just had a quick look at those pics. I feel a bit sick now

Those white crackers are far too saggy. They're like dad pants. And the one where he's on the bed with his legs open make him look like he's waiting for someone to do a smear.

I'd vote for Idris Alba as James Bond. He's gorgeous.

I've got to agree with EatShitDerek - I think he's hot as hell as Loki! Dark hair definitely suits him. Although my tastes do tend to lean towards the tall, dark and pointy.

He looks really awkward in those DM photos though...

YADNBU Op

James Bond? He looks more like Simon Pegg

I think many posts on this thread are a bit nasty. When men talk like this about women it makes me want to kick them in the balls. On occasion I have

I agree with pp - I want to do unspeakable things to prefer him as Loki. And I think he's one of those people who looks better on film - the voice, the mannerisms, the facial expressions, UBER sexy. A pic of him in his boxers? Meh.

See, I think TH is quite lovely. But, as I said below, these photos really do lack the superstar sex appeal thing. Whoever directed the photoshoot has done a really horrible job.

It's like looking at Dh lounging around in baggy boxers. I fancy DH (obviously) but I wouldn't really imagine anyone would want to ogle him as he wanders around in his pants.

It does feel a bit like the media keeps shouting about how sexy he is but when you look at him he's quite ordinary. I Think it's his eyes, they are very ordinary, a bit Wallace and Gromit? I think this thread wouldn't exist if we didn't keep getting told how hot he is supposedly. I don't really know his acting skills...

He's strangely unappealing YANBU.. I don't get it either. That photo shoot is awful.
Bond will be ruined if he gets it. I'd like to see in no particular order

Idris Elba
Michael Fassbender
Maxine Peake

First time I saw him was in The Night Manager and I thought he was absolutely the perfect man. Sexy too

Then I watched a repeat of Cranford and he's in that too.
Not remotely sexy So just an amazingly good actor.

I beg your pardon?!?

How dare you insinuate that a yoghurt pot isn't sexy! You wound me.

YANBU. I really wanted to fancy him in the Night Manager but he left me cold. He's good looking but something is off... the thin wrists? The sappy smile? Just completely unsexy. Give me Daniel Craig as Bond any day. Yum.

Loki is faf. I did love the hiddlestone but the swift thing has killed it. I would still do Loki.

Ha ha, sorry Yoghurt, would you like to pose in your pants and we can judge like for like?

He looks like a smirking mouse.

Not for me.

YANBU. He just looks like a dad at the school gates, and you wouldn't look at him twice if he were.