AIBU to think that Tom Hiddleston is not sexy?

[Queenbean]

Apols for the DM link but these latest pics look like whoever has directed him has said "yeah ok, pull your pants up a bit more, look sexy, open your legs wider" with completely unsexy results

AIBU to think that he is as sexy as a yoghurt pot?

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How is he going to get those sunglasses out of his mouth? He might be handsome but I don't think he's done an appropriate risk assessment.

Mitzy!!!!

YANBU

I just want him to stop before he embarrasses himself further.

They look like selfies for a sex forum.

He's very unattractive and the photos emphasise this.

He's very unattractive and the photos emphasise this.

I think that's a bit mean. He's not my cup of tea but, objectively, he's not ugly. Just a bit bland and meh.

Well I find him very appealing generally but the pants choice is iffy, and he looks like he's been kidnapped. Of more interest to me is that I now know the meaning of the word mustelid, thanks to a PP.

Even the name doesn't do it for me.

"Hiddleston" - sounds like somewhere in Yorkshire with rainy fields, drystone walls, sheep and ye olde tea shoppe.

D'you reckon he goes home after a long day of trying to be a sex symbol, and then sits there next to the wardrobe stroking his collection of autumnal hued chinos that his publicist has forbidden him from wearing in public, and then cries.

I'd probably quite fancy him if I saw him in his natural habitat doing geocaching or in a student union bar.

He just can't quite carry of the Hollywood star thing. I feel a bit embarrassed for him really.

No I think it's perfectly fair.

If I slapped close ups of my crotch in the DM, people who don't find me attractive have the right to complain.

He's great as Loki and I great actor but there's something a little....off about him. Bit like Michael fassbender. Beautiful and talented but somehow cold and predatory.

Harrison ford - much better!

I should say that I ugly and unattractive are not the same thing.

I find his appearance and desperation unattractive, I don't think he's ugly.

Fassbender would be good as Bond. He has that cold, predatory thing you mention Fomal but Hiddleston is a golden retriever, too eager to please/perform.

No man looks good in white underwear.
He looks like he is taking the mick here tbh, his facial expressions are way too funny.

I say this as someone who thinks he is hot as hell, especially as Loki.

Ugh, just seen the pic of Channing Tatum. Now he's an unattractive man. I'd rather have the yoghurt pot

Yes, fassbender (brilliant actor, I just find him a bit scary) would be a great bond.
Who else is in the running? I'd heard Idris Elba and I think he'd be pretty good. Anyone else?

I found him quite hot in the night manager but WOAH those photos are hilariously unsexy and I imagine he has a bit of a stick up his arse in real life.

He reminds me a bit of Evan Davis. Minus the alleged piercings I guess, having seen the photos.

out of his comfort zone, bad idea to do this shoot and his legs need more work

I don't find him attractive at all.
I've got a horrible feeling that this fauxmance with swifty and those awful photos are somehow a run up to the Bond announcement. He would be fucking awful imo. Of all the actors in the running he would be my last choice.

YANBU. Strange little man

I really don't get the attraction. He's alright, just not worthy of the hype imo

I wouldn't step over Calvin Harris to get to him...

i'd always assumed he was 10000% gay

Me too. I assumed those Taylor Swift pics were his way of coming out

That first photo reminds me very much of this type of thing

Yes too effected for me. Can he be sincere enough to love a woman I wonder.

He always seems quite empty and emotionless to me except for interviews where he is very ott.

Definately not naturally sexy.