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Can we finally park the 'anal sex at center parcs' hilarity?

59 replies

JackandDiane · 19/06/2016 11:28

its just OLD guys

OP posts:
TalcAndTurnips · 19/06/2016 11:40

I have not seen that many references recently - is it still doing the rounds?

Bumsex at CP will only be replaced by another meme, of course. Tea-bagging at Premier Inn.
Donkey Riding at Camber Sands. That may be a Thing, actually.

Flossyfloof · 19/06/2016 11:41

Why bring it up by starting a new thread about it then? Hundreds of people won't know about it anyway ( and might well now be asking). You might not still find it funny, others might.

weirdsister · 19/06/2016 11:42

Haven't seen it mentioned for ages, but you've just reminded everyone!

weirdsister · 19/06/2016 11:43

Surely teabagging would be more of a Premier Inn activity?

SalemSaberhagen · 19/06/2016 11:45

Why bring it up again?

CathemeralChild · 19/06/2016 11:45

I am old.

EveryoneElsesMumSaidYes · 19/06/2016 11:46

I have never been to CentreParcs and I have never had anal sex. Is it one of the activities you have to book for?

TheoriginalLEM · 19/06/2016 11:48

been here 10 years and the bumsex cp thing has totally passed me by. More of a Haven family here though. Maybe it's a middle class thing.

molyholy · 19/06/2016 11:48

Not seen it mentioned for quite some time, but how silly of you to bring it up if it annoys you so much.

ShelaghTurner · 19/06/2016 11:48

Have been to Center Parcs many times and not a sniff of anal sex thank Christ. It's all a load of bollocks. No pun intended!

SalemSaberhagen · 19/06/2016 11:49

No shocks at the poster either.

Did you mean this for chat?

edithWeston · 19/06/2016 11:56

If you don't like the quirks of shared MN history, you can hide those threads.

The Bat and Terry Wogan's Cock are much older....

Just5minswithDacre · 19/06/2016 12:00

By bringing it up again. Yeah that'll work Hmm

TAAT?

ALemonyPea · 19/06/2016 12:02

" Is it one of the activities you have to book for?" Grin

MumOnTheRunCatchingUp · 19/06/2016 12:06

Well it might be 'old' to you. But you are just one of over a million MNers so why should we 'park it' for just one person??

Are you the MN police?

CadleCrap · 19/06/2016 12:07

I think it is being replaced with
" wasn't penis beaker hilarious" ( no, it really wasn't) or

" cash the cheque"

BreakerofChains · 19/06/2016 12:08

What does it mean?

Zucker · 19/06/2016 12:08

Yep start another thread about it, that should wipe it from all our minds. It definitely won't lead to lots of posts asking what is this about then!

CadleCrap · 19/06/2016 12:08

Cancel the cheque even

CuttedUpPear · 19/06/2016 12:10

Yeah park it right here

Pull up to the bumper baby Grin

Get over yourself OP it's just a bidda fun hey?

EveryoneElsesMumSaidYes · 19/06/2016 12:10

Honestly OP you need to be really careful starting these kinds of posts, you never know how they'll end up.
I didn't know about Centre Parcs anal sex or Terry Wogan's cock.
What else don't I know about? What else don't I want to know about?

ThoraGruntwhistle · 19/06/2016 12:10

Yep, I won't ever mention it again, or being taken up the Oxo tower either.

SmallLegsOrSmallEggs · 19/06/2016 12:11

Where exactly would you like us to park it?Shock

Just5minswithDacre · 19/06/2016 12:12

For Cutted Smile

SmallLegsOrSmallEggs · 19/06/2016 12:13

We could have a parcing thread about it.

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