Can we finally park the 'anal sex at center parcs' hilarity?

[JackandDiane]

its just OLD guys

Someone's mentioned it on a thread today on a thread that is a mum going with her 15 YO DD and no-one else.

Thora - I bypassed the Oxo Tower the other night, does that constitute a near miss?

I don't understand these threads.

If it's something that can be offensive then fair enough but a joke you don't get?

I personally don't find anal sex (or the chat about it) funny, or Penis beaker etc but that's why I like forums.
The variety.

Terry's cock, however, was fucking hilarious hit all the right spots for me.

Oh did it now lego?

lol at cancel the cheque

Terry's cock hit all the right spots?

Oh matron, take them away.

Ooh Legotits

Where exactly would you like us to park it?

'Round the back?

Legotits

can someone please explain cancel the cheque

That should be

Bants fail

CP= anal. That will never change. sorry.

Surely teabagging would be more of a Premier Inn activity? 😂😂

Name changed for this as it could identify me.

I hadn't used Facebook that much and still was a bit confused between share, post, like etc. A friend had something about centerparcs on her page so I added a comment about watching her husband as according to mumsnet centerparcs = anal sex. Unfortunately it wasn't her page that I posted on, it was the main centerparcs advert one. I then got many snotty posts about being inappropriate. Whoops.

WTF is this about? Is this some kind of weird optional extra?

By OLD, do you mean online dating, OP?

I saw CP mentioned last week. And yes to 'cash the cheque' it was vaguely amusing for a few days only, it now looks a bit sad.

And if we could stop with 'absolutely fuming on your behalf', 'vomming in mouth' and having 'a little bit of pee coming out' I would be quite happy.

Is the song "Pull Up To The Bumper" about anal sex?!

LEM - cancel the cheque was in reference to a thread which went everywhere about a month or so ago - lots of newspapers / TV stations picked it up. A guest at a wedding gave a wedding gift of a £100 cheque and she got a message after asking to reconsider giving a bigger donation in light of her circumstances. Everyone was posting cancel the cheque, despite OP saying it had already been cashed.

LEM
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2630932-Post-wedding-message-please-help-me-what-the-hell-do-I-say

Omg, what have I missed!! Never heard of any of this before. There is a new CP up the road from me and I was looking into it yesterday, just prices and that. Is it still safe to take the kids to?? Lol

That's the problem with any forum though. Why do some things go down as legends and others are completely ignore (even thought they are way funnier). It would probably make an interesting thesis subject.

And yeah op, if you don't want to talk about it or see it talked about, then why the fuck bring it up??!

What's the Wogan reference about?

Indeed, what is this Wogan/cock reference? A quick search shows it's something of longstanding "Thing".