About Jamie Vardy's new wife?

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I'm quite prepared to be flamed over this, but I can't be the only one to think that there is something really off about her? She is really milking his new found fame for all it's worth, desperately trying to turn herself into the new Victoria Beckham/Coleen Rooney. First it was the newspaper interviews, then the lingerie shoot, followed by the big OK wedding spread.

Now very conveniently she was caught up in all the trouble between England and Russia fans over the weekend and ended up getting tear gassed. Managing to get her face on the front pages of course, and this morning I woke up to see her being interviewed via satellite on Good Morning Britain about her terrible experience, looking all serious. I thought it was just me, but you could tell from the way he was questioning her that Piers Morgan also thought she was talking complete bollocks.

Now I know she's not the first woman to use her footballing husbands fame to boost her own career prospects but he's apparently estranged from his entire family, parents and grandparents because they dislike her and they didn't attend the wedding. Then you hear that she has form for selling kiss and tell stories going back years, I can't help but think that she's been waiting her whole life for this gravy train to arrive.

Am I just being a massive bitch here?

This thread aged well😂😂

never seen a zombie so currant!

Both parties are coming across very badly.

You would think Coleen would have bigger things to worry about given Wayne is completely going off the rails and sleeping around. Maybe this court case is a welcome distraction?!

As for RV and Peter Andre, I have never laughed so hard, it made my day seriously and the rest is just boring details by bored WAGS creating a drama out of nothing - to the tune of millions.....a little light entertainment against the back drop of war in Ukraine and the potential for millions of people in Africa and the ME to starve as a result.

well how many mothers would be over the moon if their son suddenly started dating and wanted to marry a women with 3 kids by 3 different men ?
not many i bloody doubt as they would have visions of their son being ex no 4 in a few years i expect
it one of those things where no one has a problem with it per se , but its seen as a bit jeremey kyle i guess

To Spidey senses work there OP 😂
You knew before everyone else did that she was going to be trouble!

Good call, OP! Hope you are basking in a smug glow of “I told you so”!

This is a zombie thread - a journo looking for gossip????????

The 3 different men includes him, so she had 2 kids by two different men, then 3 kids with Jamie. 5 kids in total by 3 diff men

Interesting theory. There is a story in the Mail today about the orange one having a penis the size of a remote control. Then I read this curiously bumped zombie thread and guess what? It talks about a penis the size of a remote control.

I suddenly feel very Wagatha Christie-like myself! 🕵️

😂 😂

that’s not how it works

It doesn't contain any gossip though. It is quite interesting to look back on though.

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Yes, because a huge public court case with wall to wall coverage isn't enough to flush out anyone with gossip, reviving a thread in the middle of the night is the way to get it 😂

New wife? Married in 2016 so hardly.

I think Rebecca’s mother may have bern more worried about her marrying a man who wore a tag fir 6 months after been convicted of assault.

Have you read any of the thread?

There’s always one….

Always look at the date of the OP....

Finally a decent zombie 🧟‍♀️ thread

There's Indian fires to read about, never mind this nonsense.

Hilarious thread. Well done OP. To the classics with you.
Over the last six years, did we manage to establish whether it was a chipolata or a remote control?

ZOMBIE THREAD. Probably resuscitated by Colleen's defence team.

She’s a WAG. They’re not known for their muted sense of class, cognitive prowess and intellectual capability. They’re basically one rung below reality stars with all the drama but not without the initiative to get in the public eye without a famous husband.

WE KNOEW. IT WAS REVIVED ON PURPOSE. BUT YES THE CAPITALS HELP, THANKS

This is the best zombie thread since the poster replied to her own thread about pushchairs several years later!

Well done OP. Wagatha Christie level observation skills on display.