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....to think that weddings have just turned into a shitstorm

159 replies

DesolateWaist · 12/06/2016 22:42

Based purely on threads on here it seems that weddings are just insane now.

If it's not about the venue it's about the invitation, the dresses, the gifts, who is invited, the food or if you can or can't bring children.

AIBU to think that everyone needs to calm this shit down? It's just one sodding day and you end up just as married no matter what colour your cousins dress is or how many flowers there are.

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FarAwayHills · 14/06/2016 17:40

I think in recent years weddings have become increasingly OTT, tedious and over bearing. People want a wedding to be like something from Hello magazine - it has become a BIG wow moment and all about being a celebrity for the day.

The trouble is friends and family do not share in this vision. They do not want to spend a small fortune on 2 hen dos, spa days, gifts and expensive stays at the luxury venue. You might believe that your wedding is different and better than the last 5 weddings your guests have been to, but chances are it's exactly the same.

I've done the registry office/ pub wedding, the church wedding, the luxury venue wedding and the foreign wedding. THEY ARE ALL THE SAME

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 14/06/2016 17:53

If I go to one more wedding with a fucking 'photo booth' full of stupid accessories I will cry. But on the whole I like weddings... it's a great excuse to get pissed and celebrate with people you care about and possibly don't see very much.

GnomeDePlume · 14/06/2016 18:44

I wasnt criticising the length of the engagement really just seeing it from the outside.

I sat next to a colleague who spent over a year planning her wedding. As each week went by she would see more and more things which were being sold to her as essential for the perfect wedding. Having invested so much time she then seemed to invest a similar amount of money.

In the end her wedding went off as most seem to. Some things worked, some didnt. On the whole I think she had a good time but it was only one day. Once it was over it was back to normality with a bump.

Somewhere along the way she had absorbed the idea that this was supposed to be the best day of her life. Each new purchase was part of trying to guarantee that it was the best day of her life.

Butteredparsnips · 15/06/2016 08:12

gnome I think the whole it's the best day of your life mantra has a lot to answer for. IMHO it sets a lot of people up to fail. Yes it should be a lovely day - it's a party after all - with the people you love most in the world, to celebrate your marriage, which is a fabulous occasion. But the circus, and the stress that surrounds it all is often out of proportion.

Pootles2010 · 15/06/2016 08:57

FarAway - have to disagree with you there! The reason we haven't got married is because so many of our family will throw their hog out if we don't do this/that or the other. They want a big do.

And I don't want to go and elope, I want the nicer members of my family there! Its a pain in the arse. I'm going to have to get on with it at some point though, not looking forward to it. As others have said, you can't do right for doing wrong.

TooMuchMNTime · 15/06/2016 13:08

Poodles, if they are so desperate for a big so, you elope and then they throw a celebration party for you. People can want whatever they like if they aren't organising it or paying for it. Don't let that stop you getting married.

Pootles2010 · 15/06/2016 13:21

I don't want to elope though - I want my lovely parents, gran and aunt there. I will get round to it, just knowing the shitstorm that will inevitably occur puts me off.

malettod128 · 02/03/2022 15:20

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Nanny0gg · 02/03/2022 15:30

@Momtothree

It's very recent though isn't it? My GM generation got hitched grabbed a sandwich and went off on holiday, no major dress or flowers., homemade cake and a few snaps -

The cost alone makes no sense!

What era was that?
Parpophone · 02/03/2022 15:55

@Nanny0gg

Zombie alert!!!!!
It's a 2016 thread.

Fernandina · 02/03/2022 16:24

@Beeziekn33ze

At last, people who don't think that to get married you have to put yourselves, family and friends to endless expense to make sure the bride has every detail perfect, and , of course, to be SEEN to be perfect and better in every way than anyone who has ever married before! Get real, bridezillas and those who encourage them!
Amen to that!
Georgeskitchen · 02/03/2022 16:38

[quote Parpophone]@Nanny0gg

Zombie alert!!!!!
It's a 2016 thread.[/quote]
I realised this early on but I was enjoying the responses so much I carried on till the end!! ¹😂😂

MajorCarolDanvers · 02/03/2022 16:40

In real life I have never been to a shitstorm wedding. Thankfully all my friends are sane and well adjusted.

I do find the wedding threads on here absolutely fascinating though. Its amazing that real people behave this way.

swimlyn · 02/03/2022 16:48

We don’t attend any weddings where the invite comes with stipulations.

Simple as.

It’s a family and friends occasion, not a circus.

Thoosa · 02/03/2022 16:50

A return to the fashion for small, chic registry office weddings would be lovely. Maybe we will go that way now we are hitting more financial dark times.

Nanny0gg · 02/03/2022 17:05

[quote Parpophone]@Nanny0gg

Zombie alert!!!!!
It's a 2016 thread.[/quote]
Bugger!!

I hope whatever 'improvements' MN are making to this site includes putting the date of the posts in flashing neon!

CoalCraft · 02/03/2022 17:08

No one posts about ordinary, calm weddings! Most are fine.

I've never been to a shitstorm wedding... Starting to think I'm missing out Grin

LyricalBlowToTheJaw · 02/03/2022 17:11

@FarAwayHills

I think in recent years weddings have become increasingly OTT, tedious and over bearing. People want a wedding to be like something from Hello magazine - it has become a BIG wow moment and all about being a celebrity for the day.

The trouble is friends and family do not share in this vision. They do not want to spend a small fortune on 2 hen dos, spa days, gifts and expensive stays at the luxury venue. You might believe that your wedding is different and better than the last 5 weddings your guests have been to, but chances are it's exactly the same.

I've done the registry office/ pub wedding, the church wedding, the luxury venue wedding and the foreign wedding. THEY ARE ALL THE SAME

Yeah, I think it's a general trend towards what you describe rather than full on shitstorms. The Overton window of weddings has moved.
Jvg33 · 02/03/2022 17:20

Weddings are important to people and to those who are invited. It's nice to dress up, have a nice meal, celebrate the occasion and have an evening do. I've had a brilliant time at the weddings I have been to/organised. No wonder people go crackers over them.

godmum56 · 02/03/2022 17:22

@DesolateWaist

Based purely on threads on here it seems that weddings are just insane now.

If it's not about the venue it's about the invitation, the dresses, the gifts, who is invited, the food or if you can or can't bring children.

AIBU to think that everyone needs to calm this shit down? It's just one sodding day and you end up just as married no matter what colour your cousins dress is or how many flowers there are.

This absolutely absolutely.
Tabitha005 · 02/03/2022 17:30

It's personal choice obviously, but I find OOT weddings and bit like OOT kitchens & bathrooms or cars - spending thousands & thousands of pounds on any of that just isn't something I've ever been able to relate to nor understand the value of.

I like weddings where, as a guest, you feel included and not just part of an extended ensemble cast designed to make the bride and groom feel like they're starring in their own lavish production piece. I know that for THEM that's probably (even at least partly) how they want to feel, but it's SO boring for guests who have to sit around twiddling their thumbs for hours whilst the photos are done and no-one's even thought about making sure the guests are comfortable, fed and watered.

A wedding where you get to have a comfortable break (eg: a good snooze) between the ceremony and the evening reception is always a winner for me, coupled with good food at the wedding breakfast. I'm shuddering recalling the absolutely APPALLING 'camp fire cookout' effort served at one particular wedding of recent years consisting of a blackened, hard-as-nails Cumberland ring, half a chicken breast with the texture and flavour of chipboard, a piece of tough, salty gammon and a buffet selection of horrible watery salads and coleslaw that you wouldn't pay 10p for in the bottom of the supermarket's yellow sticker bin. The evening food was a single tiny bread roll with the world's stingiest portion of pulled pork cowering inside. Fuck knows what any vegetarian guests got offered... the sloppy salad and congealed coleslaw, presumably.

I felt like writing to the venue afterwards, incensed as I was that the bride and groom had been charged any money at all for their guests having been served with what essentially amounted to a tragic bin-fire of a barbecue, partially-composted salad and a shrunken bread roll 'filled' with half a teaspoon of pork.

I'm at an age now where I can confidently express my refusal to have to do anything I don't enjoy such as going on hen nights/weekends/weeks, and at a weight where no-one wants a fat bridesmaid (thank fuck because bridesmaid dresses rarely 'suit' anyone and those who disagree are the ones who either got to have input or control over their own dress or are vain enough to think they looked better than the bride).

I used to really enjoy going to the family weddings of my Greek friend: they were loud, exuberant affairs that, whilst probably not 'cheap', didn't need to employ much in the way of frippery or trimmings to feel special. I remember how much laughter there was - so much hugging and kissing and general arsing about and hilarity (the speeches were always brilliant, the family really knew how to send themselves up).... and the food was out of this world.

My own wedding was, I hope, not in any flagrant contradiction of any of the 'rules' I've created above... I'm fairly certain it wasn't anyway!

AcrossthePond55 · 02/03/2022 17:57

I'm in my 60s and there have been OTT weddings as far as dresses, decor, and dinners as long as I can remember. The difference is that there was no SM and people kept the price of things to themselves as it was 'vulgar' to discuss money.

What there weren't were 'destination' weddings to foreign shores unless the bride's or groom's family lived there. If so, it was not expected that friends or non-local family would go broke to attend. Nor was the wedding venue normally far away from where the bride's family lived, meaning a 2-3 hour drive to get there. Normally it would be in a local church and/or and the nicest hotel, country club, or hall close to home.

A 'stag' was a night out at the local bars. And there was no such thing as a 'hen party'. Being in the US it was a bridal shower thrown by the maid/matron of honour, or a friend if the MoH was a relative.

AcrossthePond55 · 02/03/2022 18:00

Oh and the idea of separate invites for separate 'categories' of people wasn't a thing, either. It would have been unthinkable to invite someone to the wedding but not to the reception or vice versa. Either someone was close enough to you to invite to everything, or they were not close enough to you to invite to anything.

sadpapercourtesan · 02/03/2022 18:02

I have no patience whatsoever for wedding bollocks

One whiff of the kind of narcissistic selfishness that lies behind so much of it and I simply decline the invitation. Child-free weddings which inconvenience guests with small babies, two-tier guest lists, wanky demanding gift/cash requirements, stupid destination weddings which require a week off work - nope, get fucked.

There's no such thing as "your day". You can't own a day. Your guests are not chess pieces. They are your family and friends, who are putting themselves out (and out of pocket) to support you in a rite of passage. This is very nice of them. You should appreciate that, and treat them with respect.

MumsMetHer · 02/03/2022 18:30

I had a big wedding. 250 guests, church then beautiful venue, expensive dress, expensive rings.

My husband and I wanted that many people there. My father, who paid for the day wanted a decent venue and didn't mind the cost. He paid for the dress I feel in love with that was made to measure and altered to fit my ideal - I think wanting to treat me after I'd had a traumatic few years. My husband and I paid for the rings, because we wanted ones with a particular symbolism and could afford to buy them, given we weren't paying for a wedding.

We had a charity gift list, and my hen party was free for guests. I was lucky enough (although, also unlucky enough) to have inherited a house deposit from a member of my immediate family.

Please don't assume that all big and expensive weddings involve bridezillas or a sense of entitlement.

And especially don't assume that the bride and groom are all about the wedding and not the marriage. We had a very short engagement (3 months) because we just wanted to be married, and in that time we spent more time preparing for marriage than for the wedding.