Kind of light hearted but part of me isn't either
Me and DP have a puppy that we got together but when she's done something naughty she's his dog DP has just gone off to work I've got me and DD bathed and on the sofa with some junk and a DVD just let puppy out for a wee she comes back in covered in shit because she's decided to roll in her own mess 
this is one of them times she isn't mine
So how U would I be to ring DP tell him he needs to sort his dog out because I can't deal with this today