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AIBU?

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to hate weddings?!

336 replies

milkyface · 07/06/2016 08:35

AIBU to hate weddings?

I am always happy for the couple in question don't get me wrong but weddings just don't do it for me!

There's the looooong ceremony (especially if in a church) and then the undoubtedly long wait for the probably crap food. All the people you haven't seen in years who you can't really be arsed talking to.
All the questions of when it's your turn ask my fucking boyfriend and then staying in an overpriced hotel room because the venues in the arse end of nowhere

Aibu? Or have I just not been to many decent weddings? I reckon I might quite like an 'alternative' one?!

--Or am I just a miserable bitch

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ofshoes · 07/06/2016 13:49

turning your nose up at free food and drink

Come on now, this is a straw man argument. We all know that it usually costs a fair bit more than the price of a generic school dinner style meal to go to a wedding. Gifts, clothes, travel, accommodation and booze all add up.

No one is obliged to enjoy anything really.

expatinscotland · 07/06/2016 13:53

Just no sweetie buffets, please. Couldn't believe it when I heard of them, then a MNer said she'd had one in place of any real food at the evening do.

DoinItFine · 07/06/2016 13:53

Some very committed miserable fuckers on this thread.

"Oh poor me! Someone has invited me to a party of a type that is far too plebeian for my tastes. I might have to eat 3 tiny puddings waaaaaaahhhh!!!!!"

KurtseyAllslop · 07/06/2016 13:54

Of course I wouldn't be a dick about it when I'm actually there but I'll come on MN and have a moan and moan to DH.

Incidentally the couple know we don't particularly want to go but still invited us and still made clear they'd be pissed off it we didn't accept Hmm

ofshoes · 07/06/2016 13:55

Oh look, DoinitFine has run out of arguments and resorted to name calling!

milkyface · 07/06/2016 13:57

*Well I love going to parties with people I like to celebrate important milestones for people I care about.

I don't really care how they choose to do it, and if it's going to be a pita I just decline the invitation to the party.

Why decide you are socially obliged to go to something and then go determined to have a shit time?

How fucking miserable and moany can you get?*

*No bride or groom wants you there with a face like a slapped arse wearing a fascinator turning your nose up at free food and drink.

There is a social obligation not to be a shit guest.*

I have said 3000 times that I do not show that I am disinterested bored or unhappy about being there.

I am not a 'shit guest' I just don't particularly enjoy a 'traditional' lengthy boring wedding!

I'm not determined to have a shit time - I would LOVE to have a good time at a wedding. I'm sure there is a kind of wedding I'd enjoy - the traditional church hotel chicken waiting about weddings are not that.

Oh - and I don't have a face like a slapped arse thank you very much!

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expatinscotland · 07/06/2016 13:57

Aw, now, see, Kirsty, I'd grow a thicker hide and make up an excuse.

JoffreyBaratheon · 07/06/2016 13:57

Oddly, I love a good funeral.

The food is better, the gossip is better and usually none of the oneupmanship, plus cringey 'princess for a day' element you get with weddings. No-one wants to be the 'star' of a funeral...

squoosh · 07/06/2016 13:57

The majority of the weddings I've been to in the past 10-15 years, either me, DH, or one of the kids has been involved as a member of the wedding party (bridesmaid, flower girl, page boy, etc.) and those are pretty much impossible to turn down.

I don't know what your current situation is (are you married/partnered, do you have children, etc.) but it was a lot easier for me to decline invitations when I was young, free, and single, than it is now.

These days I have far more serious obligations and it's a far bigger deal to, for example, stop my children from attending a wedding when their grandparents are DESPERATE to show them off - and sometimes when it's the last event that an elderly relative on their last legs is likely to attend. There is an entire web of social obligation that you seem not to understand.

How many weddings are we talking about? One a year, five a year? And who are all these people that are involving you in the wedding party? You’re not obliged to say yes you know. I’ve gently turned down two requests over the years to act as bridesmaid as I knew it would involve a lot of fittings and shizz that I didn’t want/couldn’t commit to.

I understand social obligations just fine thanks! My family is a traditional big Irish family, my partner’s family, slightly smaller. But the only weddings I've felt 'obliged' to attend are 1) siblings’ weddings and my partner’s siblings’ weddings and 2) (to a lesser extent) very close friends. But then obligation never really comes into it as I love these people and want to celebrate their day with them. I did turn down a close friend's wedding but I'd already booked a holiday so that was quite easily dealt with. I was sad to have to turn it down but not so sad that I wanted to alter my holiday plans. I have one child but she has yet to be involved in a wedding party. There were murmurings of her acting as flowergirl at my partner’s cousin’s wedding but we said no as she’s too young and would most likely have gone rogue. No offence was taken by anyone.

I’ve never felt obliged to attend a wedding beyond siblings/v close friends. I’m happy to go if I think it will be a fun day but if I have any reservations re. distance, cost etc. I turn it down. Nicely. And as far as I’m aware no one is angry with me over this. In fact I'm sure couple's are delighted to receive a few 'thanks but no thanks' replies, gives them far more wiggle room with their budget.

So I’m still puzzled as to why you continue to attend these weddings (yes, like an obedient little lamb) when you’re blatantly fizzing with rage about it. ‘Tedious narcisstic shit’ I believe you referred to it as? Honestly, don’t go. I sincerely doubt you’re lending anything positive to the day. Liberate yourself, shed that sheep’s clothing. Turn some invitations down! You’ll be a much happier person as a result.

milkyface · 07/06/2016 13:57

I don't mind some sweets personally, however I'd like proper food first!

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milkyface · 07/06/2016 13:58

*Some very committed miserable fuckers on this thread.

"Oh poor me! Someone has invited me to a party of a type that is far too plebeian for my tastes. I might have to eat 3 tiny puddings waaaaaaahhhh!!!!!"*

Oh piss off! People are allowed to dislike things you know!

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JoffreyBaratheon · 07/06/2016 14:00

milky, I suspect that poster's wedding had the 3 tiny puddings.

milkyface · 07/06/2016 14:00

joffrey GrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

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expatinscotland · 07/06/2016 14:01

'I don't mind some sweets personally, however I'd like proper food first!'

Yep.

DoinItFine · 07/06/2016 14:01

People can dislike things.

But sneery people moaning about the quality of food they are served at a party given by people they claim to like are really just dicks.

milkyface · 07/06/2016 14:02

I would imagine there was confusion and possibly uproar about being solely fed on sweets?!

Did it have to be explained that the sweets were the meal?! Blush

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JoffreyBaratheon · 07/06/2016 14:03

I'd love a meal that just consisted of sweets, must admit. But wouldn't want to sit through another marathon 13 hour of wedding day to get to them...

DoinItFine · 07/06/2016 14:03

I had 3 tiny puddings at the wedding of a friend.

I couldn't stomach them bevause I was 8 weeks pregnant.

And yet, I had a lovely day with my friends and remember it fondly and am very glad I was there to celebrate with her.

justmyview · 07/06/2016 14:04

Fashions come and go. I remember the first time I came across shepherds pie being served at a wedding. I didn't think "ooh, great idea, relaxed comfort food and plenty of it." I thought "How odd, this reminds me of school dinners"

ofshoes · 07/06/2016 14:04

As has been repeatedly pointed out though, no one is going up to the bride to say "Jesus love, that chicken was a bit shit wasn't it?"

But on an anonymous forum it’ll really do no harm will it?

milkyface · 07/06/2016 14:05

*People can dislike things.

But sneery people moaning about the quality of food they are served at a party given by people they claim to like are really just dicks.*

I must be a dick then.

It's not a personal thing.

Chances are when they tasted and picked the menu... The food was fab.

But when that food is cooked for 100 people - it's not gonna be as nice is it. Chances are someone's chicken is gonna be dry or cold or both.

Presumably the bride and groom are not apron clad and cooking it themselves before sitting down so I don't see why it is soooo unreasonable to not think it's very nice.

Just because your tea was a bit shit doesn't mean you think the bride and groom are arseholes! It's absolutely nowt to do with them!

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milkyface · 07/06/2016 14:07

*As has been repeatedly pointed out though, no one is going up to the bride to say "Jesus love, that chicken was a bit shit wasn't it?"

But on an anonymous forum it’ll really do no harm will it?*

Exactly!

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Dozer · 07/06/2016 14:08

Yanbu not to like attending weddings.

Yabu not to feel able to discuss marriage with your DP yet have DC with him.

milkyface · 07/06/2016 14:09

dozer huh?

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squoosh · 07/06/2016 14:11

In your OP you said 'ask my fucking boyfriend'. It reads as though you'd like a proposal.

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