to ask a really embarrassing question about farting?

[embarrasseddoesntcutit]

This is waaaaay too much information but I'm just wondering if this is normal or happens to anyone else...

Since having DS1 5 months ago I've found that when I fart, instead of it going out backwards, i.e. behind me, it comes forwards, as in between my legs. Particularly when sat or laid down. The really gross thing is if it's a 'bubble fart' (where it comes out feeling like bubbles rather than a puff of air - DH assures me that he gets both types of fart too) sometimes I feel one of the bubbles go up my fanny, actually entering my vagina! And even worse, when I sit up, I feel it come back out. It's gross!

Please please tell me I'm not the only one!

I've also experienced such burns one

Ah forward farts! Yes I did get these after DD2 (not sure about DD1). But it's stopped and they now come out backwards like they used to pre DC. DD2 is 14 months, I can't remember when the farts changed back.

Yes embarrassed and trying to explain to DH that the burn was due to the delivery method rather than the content was trying.

Burnt arse cheeks and flappy knackersacks! This is the funniest thread I've ever read.

Yep ever since 1st DC was born over 4 years ago I have had this!

I've not had kids and this happens to me. I quite like it except when you forget it's happened and stand up and it squishes out.

I've explained them to dp and we're both sad he'll never have it happen to him.

Yes I have had this. It used to worry me but I have now just accepted that my bits are forever ruined.

RIP ladygarden

Oh god this is why I love the Internet, I've been having this since dd was born 6 months ago! I'm SO glad I'm not alone and it's normal. Sometimes they get a bit stuck even

Thanks Op!

I think this is the funniest thread I've read on here and I've read some good uns. Crying!
Perfectly normal.

Men wouldn't get it would they, no flappy bits.

Does a thread need more posts to be nominated for classics? This is short but hilarious

Oh Lordy
I'm quite new to Mn and have loved reading everything ....... This thread has actually made me guffaw though! Thanks Mn we can really discuss anything on here!!!!