To fancy Gary Linekar?

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I don't really watch football, so haven't seen much of him for years. He's hosting HIGNFY. And I'm now eagerly looking forward to that Match of the Day with him in his pants.

I've just looked at the poo incident. He was lucky he had navy shorts on!

His 'public' image is WAY different to the 'rea'l him. Allegedly.

He typically dumped his wife for a younger model.
He tried to keep up, got skinny, scrawny and older looking.

She then dumped him.

YAY

YABU - average looks aside the man is a nasty piece of work

Yuk and eww - he's all yours OP.

I've heard the 'rumours' too.

He has a few of those super-injunctions...

Ew no thanks.

And he's a perv.

Ew that horrible straggily facial hair

Yes I think one of them mentioned a well-loved media personality with a wholesome image too!

Oh yes, super injunction...

I didn't know 10oercent of us have fessed up to shsgging Russell Brand where did that figure come from.

I haven't shsgged Gary but I bet most of us know someone that has or at least that he's come into. I can think of two off the top of my head.

It's funny isn't it how somethings are common knowledge but never get in the papers?

I'm not picky at all but naaaah seems a bit of a dick

Oh. Is he a super-injunctioner then?

I was working with HIGNFY on in the back ground. Looked up and thought oooh! But clearly should have thought urgh! Wouldn't it be marvellous if MN had a dating app like this. A bit like Tinder (or whatever) and when you're considering going out with someone you upload their name and picture and see what the prevailing MN view is. Or maybe not. It could spell the extinction of the human race...

Ew that horrible straggily facial hair

Yes and with the glasses on he looks like a wizened Colonel Saunders.

Joey Barton had a few hilariously unguarded tweets about Gary Lineker's supposedly squeaky clean reputation, when it is widely rumoured that he'd shag the barber's floor if it had hair on it.

No

He's a twat

He's also vain

I know he doesn't write the script, but his gag about Tottenham fans swinging from lampposts was disgusting. We never miss an episode and have a fairly black sense of humour but that was awful.