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To fancy Gary Linekar?

67 replies

BusyCee · 20/05/2016 21:10

I don't really watch football, so haven't seen much of him for years. He's hosting HIGNFY. And I'm now eagerly looking forward to that Match of the Day with him in his pants.

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YokoUhOh · 20/05/2016 21:41

Actually, I sat next to him and his beautiful ex-wife on my honeymoon on the main piazza in Siena. They looked bored/miserable.

YvaineStormhold · 20/05/2016 21:42

He used to be alright, but now he's channelling Mephistopheles via Swiss Tony.

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BusyCee · 20/05/2016 21:44

Mitzy - love the pics!

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WordGetsAround · 20/05/2016 21:45

YAbeyondU! Yuk yuk yuk

Cupcakeannie77 · 20/05/2016 21:46

Sorry that facial fluff is rank! Either go full on beard or not at all!

TendonQueen · 20/05/2016 21:50

Don't feel that way about him but he increasingly says things I like and think should be said about contemporary life. He was critical of the bacon sandwich mockery of Ed Miliband last year and recently spoke out against the Sun and their non-acknowledgement of the Hillsborough verdicts, which led them to write an editorial calling him a leftie trying to influence his Twitter clique. You can't help but be on his side after that.

NicknameUsed · 20/05/2016 21:50

The face fungus does absolutely nothing for him. My ex boss met him in real life and he was an arrogant little shit.

MitzyLeFrouf · 20/05/2016 21:52

Yes I did laugh when Lineker was deemed a mad leftie! Grin

AgentProvocateur · 20/05/2016 22:07

He was on my plane from London to Glasgow tonight. He's much smaller than I thought he would be. But v sexy.

gabsdot · 20/05/2016 22:11

I've had a soft spot for Gary since the 1986 world cup when I was 16.

gingerboy1912 · 20/05/2016 22:16

No he's a twat and a womaniser

molyholy · 20/05/2016 22:18

Yabu. Yuck. He is not as sexy as HE thinks he is.

littlemouse9 · 20/05/2016 22:29

it's all about Wayne Lineker

AddToBasket · 20/05/2016 22:31

Mathematically speaking, someone on MN must have shagged him.

MitzyLeFrouf · 20/05/2016 22:34

Probably. 10% of MNers seem to have shagged Russell Brand.

MissElizaBennettsBookmark · 20/05/2016 22:53

Phwooaarrrrrr!!! Grin

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 20/05/2016 23:01

So... What attracted you to the millionaire Gary Lineker op? Wink

If you find the footage of him having a poo accident on the pitch you may find that cures your affliction,

Betrayedbutsurvived · 20/05/2016 23:03

He,s hot, but he's also a twat.

nooddsocksforme · 20/05/2016 23:06

total prat . zero personality . absolute dickhead . feel a bit sad that any women would find him in the least bit attractive

BertrandRussell · 20/05/2016 23:08

He is brilliant on hignify.

Radyward · 20/05/2016 23:08

He looks completely ridiculous with the facial hair. I get the impression he thinks he is a bit of all right with the ladies but he is so far wide of the mark it's untrue . Imo reckon he is delusional and find it hilarious . Has no one told him how completely ridiculous he looks ????

EchoOfADistantTide · 20/05/2016 23:09

Google "Gary Lineker shit"

That might change your mind.

gunting · 20/05/2016 23:10

Yabvu. I wouldn't touch him with a shitty stick.

EchoOfADistantTide · 20/05/2016 23:12

Or a shitty hand.

beetroot2 · 20/05/2016 23:13

He lives round the corner and is scrawny and old looking in real life Grin

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