Twat topiary

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AIBU to leave my garden with a smattering of bush? My kids see me naked sometimes and I want them to know pubes are normal!

you really have to ask? your topiary is your own business, if you're old enough to grow it then you are old enough to keep it as you want it

Do whatever you like with it, it's yours.

There are many things I'd ask for opinions on. This is not one of them.

Your pubes, your choice.

Whatever you choose, I can guarantee that this will not end up in the daily mail!

I have friends who whip it all off 'as a treat' for their partner, baffles me!

Well, a "smattering" of pubes is probably not "normal". If you really want to show your children what nature intended, you'll have to go for the full Captain Birdseye.

Snorting at "public hair" Derek

DM are running a story on this next week

Am I the only one who innocently assumed you were talking about your neighbours horticultural skills

I initially did defenestration.

My ndn has a cockatoo

Am reading EastShit's post for mingespiration.

I fear my go-to vajazzle is a bit 2014.

I thought it was going to be shaping shrubbery into FO shapes to annoy annoying neighbours. Disappointed now.

Just to clarify my ndn has a cockatoo topiary not a cockatoo muffery

My garden is surrounded by a magnificent, if slightly sparse, in places, hedge.

:o

I was also imagining something like this.

My bush is so long I could almost shape it like this actually.

Am I the only one who innocently assumed you were talking about your neighbours horticultural skills

I know I've been MNetting for too long because I thought pubes immediately. Then was thrown off by the garden picture.

Bugger, stick beat me to it!

Yes, that is more like it

OP, some people may think "What!! Do what you like, silly!" but to be honest, I would have a bit of trepidation of deciding on growing it out... I think I had pubic hair for about 6 months as an early teen then shaved it all off and have been doing so since.

I honestly wonder if this is a "me" thing or because of my age (early twenties). I know leaving pubic hair alone is totally normal and natural but I just can't ever bring myself to not shave it aaaall off. I tried once, at the request of an old boyfriend - managed 5 days without picking the razor up again.

Here is my pussy bush.