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[DailyMailSuckMyDick]

AIBU to leave my garden with a smattering of bush? My kids see me naked sometimes and I want them to know pubes are normal!

This wasn't intended to be a Daily Mail baiting thread was it . If so a better version may have been

"Will trimming my twat like an immigrant affect my house price ?"

I suggest you plant a cactus there. Your children should have some gardening lessons too.

Just go easy with the weedkillers . . . Andrew, behave yourself!

YANBU. I'm a bit disturbed by how pubes are considered weird nowadays. I wonder what my DD will think when she's older.

I do whip most of mine off but agree with keeping a symbolic patch. The other day DD made a grab and wailed "I just want to stroke your fur!!" when intercepted

She admitted from her 2.5 million city townhouse (just throwing the DM off the scent..).

Mine is intact but that is a combination of laziness - because I CBA with the upkeep - and the fact that any kind of depilation seems to result in huge and painful ingrown hairs. I usually use an electric razor to maintain a reasonably neat triangle. DH finds the no-pube thing a bit weird - pubes are a sign of puberty and adulthood.