strange massage

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This is not a stealth boast and is meant to be fairly light hearted, before I'm shot down in flames. On holiday at the mo. Thought I'd book myself a massage. Had massage this morning - was quite good and being massaged by hot Spanish man made it all the better. However once I opened my eyes after the hour, I saw he'd been massaging me wearing blue disposable gloves(!) I thought it sounded a bit strange at times. I'm no supermodel but am size 10 fairly well presented lady. AIBU to be offended he massaged me in gloves??!

He may have cuts in his hands, which old be aggravated by oils.
Don't worry about i if you enjoyed it

I can see where you're coming from but it's probably just policy because of health and safety. I would have thought that the masseuses have to wear gloves with all clients to prevent infection or the spread of any skin conditions. I wouldn't take it personally. Enjoy your holiday.

Thought this would be about yoni massage

fuckynell that old classic thread

At least he didn't use wooden spoons....!

I'm no supermodel but am size 10 fairly well presented lady.

Do only fatties get the blue gloves then?

He probably had a rash or something on his hands or like pp said finds the oils upsetting.

Maybe it was the policy of the resort?

Was it this guy?

What's you being a size 10 got anything to do with it? Do you think it would be standard practice with bigger people as they may be deemed repulsive to touch?

I'm a size 14-16. Only robots will agree to massage me as no human would touch me.

I'd find it a bit odd but I suppose there was a valid health reason behind it.

You didn't feel it so I don't see the problem really.

And I don't think it matters what you look like

My hairdresser washes my hair wearing blue gloves. It's because she has eczema. Maybe your guy has a skin condition aggravated by the oils.

Yes OP, please do explain what you being a size 10 has to do with it?

He probably thought you were a fat ugly minger and didn't want to get infected by your disgusting blemished dirty skin or it could just be procedure..

It's a good thing you're not a size 12, not so well presented person - he'd have had to wear gauntlets and a face mask .

It will be due to a skin condition.

BolshierAryaStark, WetLettuce123

I think the OP was trying to say she wasn't unpleasant to touch, but thats not why you posted is it

That's not helping! Is being bigger than size 10 unpleasant to touch?

Which bit were you stealth boasting about ?

Oh sorry not stealth boasting

Don't worry, he probably had an infectious skin complaint

Couldn't you feel them during the massage?

I think it's most likely he has a skin problem. Or health and safety gone mad. I doubt he took one look at you and reached for a pair of gloves!

Blue gloves?

That's nothing. The guy who did mine wore this because I'm considerably larger than you and he didn't want to catch ugly

What has your appearance got to do with anything?

Bit unusual, but nothing to be offended by.