to think this will be a new one for my GP and they might not believe me?

[HubbaBubbaMum]

So, Mrs Hubba Bubba, how did you severely damage your left nipple? Well doctor, I accidently jammed it in my laptop lid when I closed it. I was lying in bed after a late night catching up on the recent gripping Archers storyline, yes I was v tired, yes I have very saggy boobs

Owwwwwwww!!!!!

ouch!
But I sympathise my long boobs get all sorts of odd injuries!

I believe you, oh how I believe you, being rather blessed of nork (and saggy with it...)

I work in a medical centre and the most unusual injury I've come across was a man who squashed a testicle in the tailgate of a truck... and we believed him too! (Helped greatly by his workmate bringing him in and alternating between concern for his friend and howling with laughter.)

Sorry LOL!
Get an iPad is my advice. Less injury problem in bed.
By the way my GP would believe me. I'm accident prone.

I believe you!
I once almost sheered off my left nipple as I placed a crisp folded £10 note in my bra.
Twas like a paper cut, made my eyes water i can tell you!

We believe you!
And the crisp £10 paper cut aswell. Ouch!

My friends mother had a parrot who regularly used to come into the shower / bath as its good for their feathers. One day the parrot was perching in the shower and slipped. You can guess what it grabbed on to....WITH ITS BEAK

there is very little GPs haven't seen

Fire away then citydoc, we want to hear!

I feel your pain.

I'm breastfeeding. He has teeth, and a warped sense of humor.

I made the mistake of thinking an iPad was a safer option. I was balancing it on my upper stomach/lower chest and watching YouTube videos in bed (very exciting life I have). It toppled forward and crushed my bottom lip against my teeth. Agony and a lot of blood.

I believe you too... ouch!!!

We believe you OP!

My lovely GP had to have a look at an infected nipple after a naked ironing incident...

I did this two nights running, different boob each time

DH found it hilarious.

I'm quite impressed that so many of you (presumably with big tits) are sitting up bra less, I could never do it.

Oh my fucking God. You need a warning for that shit

Read it while drinking and nearly choked laughing!

My grandfather once had a very nasty incident involving a het up ferret (they were rabbitting) and needing a wee urgently whilst holding said ferret!

My nan was ironing topeless once and ironed her nipple

Ouch! Yes I once gave my left boob nasty scratches and bruises when I fell over on a muddy slope and landed on a sharp thing sticking up.

My most recent unusual injury was when I fell asleep with the hot water bottle on my stomach and blistered my belly. The blisters have long since gone down but the scars haven't faded and they are a most unusual shape - like curved sea creatures.

I was in bed on my side with my boobs beside me () and the dog stood on my nipple. I yelped and tried to move him but he thought this was a game and the more I fought him, the more he did it

That made my eyes water.