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To wonder why people insist on posting about 'MN Royalty'?

511 replies

BIWI · 02/04/2016 20:37

Because it's always an insult.

But no-one is ever named.

If you do it, what do you mean? Why do you do it?

Does it ever cross your mind that long-standing, non-name-changing posters might be very hurt by your accusations?

If you're going to do it, have the courage of your convictions and name names.

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WorraLiberty · 03/04/2016 22:38

Yeah me too Sparkling Grin

Sparklingbrook · 03/04/2016 22:39

YY

'I have namechanged for this but I am not a troll. River of sweetcorn, Fisting and Pom Bears'

DixieNormas · 03/04/2016 22:41

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Maryz · 03/04/2016 22:43

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paxillin · 03/04/2016 22:45

I must find a way to say fisting and pom bears in the same sentence in rl now.

Sparklingbrook · 03/04/2016 22:48

Apparently it's an hour to get it in and the same to get it out according to the Fisting thread, so a bag of Pom Bears would help to kill some time.

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 03/04/2016 22:52

I bet you don't have 2 hours to spare for that fisting malarkey dixie

Knackered69 · 03/04/2016 22:54

Jeepers! I just read first and last page - from royalty to fisting - that'll learn me! 😁

DixieNormas · 03/04/2016 22:54

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 03/04/2016 22:56

Maybe folk multi task and cook dinner or hoover while getting fisted

Sparklingbrook · 03/04/2016 22:57

I think it's best saved for when DC aren't going to tap on the door. Maybe a weekend away. Just pray the fire alarm at the hotel doesn't go off.

ilovesooty · 03/04/2016 22:58

I misread that as porn bears. I must go and have my eyes tested.

Knackered69 · 03/04/2016 22:59

I know - I ought to change the numbers but it is year I was born! Blush

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 03/04/2016 23:01

Don't be embarrassed it's good you make time for sex acts even when tired.

paxillin · 03/04/2016 23:08

2 hours with a fist inside Shock! Pom bears or not, I am going to have to read that whole thread now of course.

Knackered69 · 03/04/2016 23:10

God - I haven't got jiggy with it for 3 years Blush ought to change my username to knackeredcan'tbearsed

IamtheZombie · 03/04/2016 23:19

Would someone please precis this thread in 100 words or less?

Zombie has RTFT but she is confused.

Maybe it's chemo brain.

HoneyDragon · 03/04/2016 23:39

BIWI wanted to know what gives with the using the Royalty word to be snidey.

No one turned up to explain.

Various speculations and wild reasoning. No ones wiser.

A précis of Mouldies was given.

Anyfucker was used as various examples for things

I've decided I am Royalty.

Pan popped up say he was wise.

I've just eaten a bag of flaming hot Cheetos.

paxillin · 03/04/2016 23:42

And a dozen pps are now busy reading the fisting thread... Oh, just me then.

Thornrose · 03/04/2016 23:44

Don't forget, the fisting thread may now be new shorthand to prove your credentials, like naice ham and cube of poo before penis beaker.

HoneyDragon · 03/04/2016 23:45

Not me.

I'm smart enough to know that I don't want to venture into the sex topic.

HoneyDragon · 03/04/2016 23:46

Do you know how I prove my credentials?

I don't.

That's how.

If I have pointless shit to say I damn well post it. I laugh in the general direction of credentials.

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 04/04/2016 00:48

Imagine if we all had MN Identity Cards that we could flash. Like at a meet up or car boot sale or village fete.