To think this was the best deletion message EVER?!

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'We've deleted this thread because Maui'

Mumsnet Gold! Had me properly howling. Well played MNHQ, well played.

Wish I'd seen how the thread panned out though!

Aww, I missed it. Please tell me that the first post threw in a random mention of her honeymoon destination.

So I saw two threads, how many were there in the end??

Gutted to have missed any, Maui was pure gold!

We should keep a few pet trolls around for comedy value. HQ could stick MNPT on the end of their name & revoke their NC privileges so we all know what the deal is & can just get on with the silliness.

I used to work with a charming young lady (let's call her Jemima) who became engaged to someone with a triple barrelled name. When she asked "Do you think people will think I've become a Sloane?" My answer was "No, no-one will think you've become one".

I think there were 3 shipwrecked

Ooh, ive just now read that... She thinks they dont want to come because of her fiance? Hehe, no sweets, its you.

Or the badger cam one where the DH was sanding his knob.

I do remember that one it was better than many of today's efforts.

Ha ha loreli I think it will be deserved in this case! Oh wait I can feel an AIBU: to get Tarquin to sign a pre-nup

OP lol your right she did say who knows if I will be with him in five years... Poor sod

Oh, I'm really sad! She was fantastic value!

Anyone else singing Five Years Time now? Very apt lyrics. ( love that song)

Pet trolls are quite a good idea. But if MN make the announcement tomorrow I will be sceptical...

Btw she's not the only one
I went with my friend to a bridal place and a woman trying on dresses said to her mum "I think it's just right for a first wedding".

For a first wedding!!! Hillarious

I wouldn't mind a "nice" pet troll once in a while it's very amusing - but some of the troll posts have just been awful... So only nice pets please if any future trolls are plotting :)

I was tempted to say to my friend, in a loud voice, "are we looking for a first wedding dress or an only wedding dress?"

What was the PippaPavalova thread because I remember reading one by that posters recently and can't rermember now what the hell it was about. But there must be a reason why I remember the name as I don't usually notice them.

Maui woman reminds me of young South Kensington mother whose family own a chain of hotels who couldn't be arsed getting up in the morning to take her DC to school.

she was hilarious. She had a few threads to. I wonder if Maui, the lazy rich woman and pippa are all the same person?. They all remind me of eachother

Please tell me that the first post threw in a random mention of her honeymoon destination

Yup. She told us that when her friend responded in a doom-laden way to stories of her and her intended's altercations about "Which sofa?" we've all been there, haven't we? it's an important existential decision she reassured her bestie that "Of course the marriage will last, we're getting married in Maui"

maybebabybee yes I thought Hailey reminded me of the south Kensington mother too. Similar posting style.

Wasn't there a thread once about a woman who caught her DH getting very erm, enthusiastic with the steel cutlery and pans?

Please let me not have invented that in my head.

Yes! Found it in Classics.

I asked her where she was getting married. She said she'd already told me. A Maui mouthed reply.

Well played Grilled.

I don't see a similarity between South Ken mum and Hailey at all. Yes they are both rich but different posting styles.

I'm pretty sure Pippa and Hailey are one and the same. I think south Ken mum is a different person.

Iirc south Ken mum wasn't British, and her posting style and use of language seemed to reflect this. I thought she was on the level, I've met women like her who come from very wealthy Middle Eastern or far eastern families and are so used to having absolutely everything done for them by servants that they have absolutely no idea how to live a normal life.

I never saw Pippa.

what, you missed that Pippa had a very successful party planning company and dreses up as Anna? (Not Elsa, that would be tacky)

Someone posted on one those of Maui threads

No one gives a flying fuck about your wedding in Maui 😂

Comedy gold mumsnet