To think this was the best deletion message EVER?!

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'We've deleted this thread because Maui'

Mumsnet Gold! Had me properly howling. Well played MNHQ, well played.

Wish I'd seen how the thread panned out though!

No missed that totally!

Would have been better to say "no one gives a stuff about you getting Mauied" surely? (Large comedy hook yanks Lorelei off stage).

Oh God. PavlovaPippa and HeyHailey were troll gold. That's how trolling should be done.

I miss the Maui family and their gazebo. Please come back and tell us about the hen cruise.

Anyone else read Maui and picture a cat meowing?.... just me?

Oh no - the marble table thread has been deleted too now!

MNHQ. Please stop deleting them. She's so clearly an 'Entertainer' (non nasty troll). We need a bit of a laugh!!

Has anyone suggested the Maui-gate thread (aka I think everyone hates my DP) has earned its place in MN Classics?

It has to, surely?

Kay, you could have started an April Fool thread : AIBU to take my cat to a speech therapist because he can only say "meow" instead of Maui?

She's posted again as Miss Hailey! Thread about a marble coffee table!

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2604663-To-think-hes-being-selfish

Oh no, I missed it. What was the marble table thread? Quick summary of the joke?

Oh damn I missed it!

I would love to know more about pippa and her VERY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS :o

It's still up sun, click on my link!!

Her fiance gas let her down over staying on for the delivery of a marble table, poor sausage!

Why is there a thread about me? :o

Amazing name change! 😂

Aha! Got the link. Thank you.

This feels far more like the troll is feeding us than DNFTT

Pippapavlova would have been a good pet troll had she not overstepped considerably, the other day.

Oh I didn't realise Pippa was a recent one. I tried searching her name but nothing came up.

By refusing to stay in to take delivery of the marble table, the fiancé was disrespecting their home.

I don't understand why the Maui thread is still going though?

I have also met women/girls like Hailey.
Little Princesses who have spent their whole lives for whatever reason being told they are the most important person. They live in an impenetrable bubble that stops them being exposed to how indolent and selfish they actually are and they genuinely think they are so lovely by condescending to talk to anyone just so everyone can see how great they are
They always turn a conversation or event back to them-and never understand how wonderful delightful them could possibly be offensive-annoying-thick...

IF Hailey is a troll, then I suspect she was based on a real person.

Well if ever a troll needed validation of their efforts, this thread would be it. I don't find them comedy gold or even a bit amusing, just overblown, goady tripe. What am I missing?