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To wish the titles in the sex topic were less repulsive?

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Bickwood · 20/03/2016 21:23

Envy
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Sparklingbrook · 21/03/2016 18:37

If there's enough interest we could hire a minibus. Grin

Owllady · 21/03/2016 18:39

Going cottaging with water sports is quite mild, though it depends which way you interpret it

Flumplet · 21/03/2016 18:40

I learned the hard way on that fisting thread about googling things.

LoisWilkersonsLastNerve · 21/03/2016 18:42

If there's enough interest we could hire a minibus

Its happening. Lets do it Grin

Sparklingbrook · 21/03/2016 18:43

We might get a group discount Lois. Grin

chelle792 · 21/03/2016 18:43

I learnt a new work - figging. Not brave enough to google though. Can someone google and report back? tempted to start a thread on the sex board about it but have wimped out

chelle792 · 21/03/2016 18:46

I just asked DH what felching was and he's now super suspicious again, too chicken to google Grin

Flumplet · 21/03/2016 18:47

I reckon you'd be ok googling it, but DONT Google images.

Owllady · 21/03/2016 18:47

Apparently it's using root ginger as a butt plug :o

Sparklingbrook · 21/03/2016 18:48

I still think your Google history stays stored somewhere even after you have deleted browsing history, if you go missing it will be in The Daily mail for sure.

Owllady · 21/03/2016 18:49

Sorry that was to figging chelle

Owllady · 21/03/2016 18:50

Hopefully I won't go missing Confused at kinkworld or on the minibus or are you planning on it being like stag Shock

chelle792 · 21/03/2016 18:51

Yeh, DH taught me the word figging. Burns like crazy apparently I wonder if DH knows from experience It's like an S&M pain thing.

Must get googling! Grin

Flumplet · 21/03/2016 18:51

Oh heck I hadn't even considered that sparkling. They things I've googled.... ShockConfusedBlushHmm

chelle792 · 21/03/2016 18:56
Grin I've found my favourite thread of all time here!
To wish the titles in the sex topic were less repulsive?
HungryHorace · 21/03/2016 19:00

So figging is different to frigging (in the rigging, 'cause there's fuck all else to do)?!

Is there room for another on this minibus? Can't beat a road trip!

DawnOfTheDoggers · 21/03/2016 19:21

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HungryHorace · 21/03/2016 19:24

What?! That's not a boring fact!

LoisWilkersonsLastNerve · 21/03/2016 19:32

What! Poor horsesShock Or is it for the rider?Confused

chelle792 · 21/03/2016 19:34

+1 when riding a horse??

Coconutty · 21/03/2016 19:34

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chelle792 · 21/03/2016 19:36

google has called that gingering. That sounds cruel. At least figging would be consensual

NoArmaniNoPunani · 21/03/2016 19:42

Has anyone done baby sensory with the Say hello to the sun song? The sign for say hello to the corn makes me think of fisting.

BonitaFangita · 21/03/2016 19:43

Horse shows? What the blinkin eck is going on here? To scared to google an thy of these things since googling truffle butter to find out what the Nicki Minaj song was about Shock

TiggyD · 21/03/2016 19:48

Maybe 'fisting' could be renamed 'glove puppet sex'?

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