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To wish the titles in the sex topic were less repulsive?

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Bickwood · 20/03/2016 21:23

Envy
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jeremyisahunt · 20/03/2016 23:09

To post in 'sex' you have to have had an account for 90+ days. That weeds out a lot of trolls.

Sparklingbrook · 20/03/2016 23:10

I didn't Google. I would worry when my IT man comes round to look at my laptop. Blush

IAmTheWhoreOfBabylon · 20/03/2016 23:15

It was on my phone so hopefully it will stay a secret

LogicalThinking · 20/03/2016 23:17

If you don't like it, just hide it!
Stop whining about things that you find distasteful.

DramaAlpaca · 20/03/2016 23:17

Yes I Googled. I still haven't recovered. No amount of brain bleach will be enough.

I should've known that when MN says not to Google, it really is best not to.

The Fiat typo was the best ever though Grin

I made sure to clear my browsing history on my laptop afterwards.

Sparklingbrook · 20/03/2016 23:19

Doesn't your browsing history get stored forever somewhere? Even if it's deleted off your device? For if you go missing or something?

Wagglebees · 20/03/2016 23:51

Oh don't say that Sparkling Shock I'm never leaving the house again if that's the case. God only knows what picture my browsing history would paint.

Maryz · 20/03/2016 23:53

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Wagglebees · 20/03/2016 23:57

I've become very familiar with my 'clear cache' button since joining MN.

UmbongoUnchained · 20/03/2016 23:58

Fisting is fairly self explanatory though isn't it? Grin

Felching on the other hand....

LoisWilkersonsLastNerve · 21/03/2016 00:04

I can't look at my rubber gloves the same way after that fisting thread Angry

LoisWilkersonsLastNerve · 21/03/2016 00:06

On a postive note, my tall glasses are spotless.

(too far?) Blush

Wagglebees · 21/03/2016 00:09

I've never googled fisting because I'm assuming it does what it says on the tin.

Maryz · 21/03/2016 00:18

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DramaAlpaca · 21/03/2016 00:19

Oh god, I do hope not Sparkling Shock

Umbongo I am so not Googling that!

HungryHorace · 21/03/2016 00:29

Don't go googling felching!

The benefit of being on the mobile site is the lack of active / trending threads list on view. :-)

I'm not overly arsed about people discussing sex, but I don't want to read a thread about fisting. Or the taste of spunk!

UmbongoUnchained · 21/03/2016 00:29

Muahaha you know you want to

Maryz · 21/03/2016 00:30

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HungryHorace · 21/03/2016 00:33

I could just explain it to save you a job! Grin

I've so far resisted googling dragon butter...no doubt I'll succumb at some point!

DramaAlpaca · 21/03/2016 00:35

Definitely don't google dragon butter!! You don't want to know, trust me on that.

I'm off to bed before I'm tempted to google anything else I really don't need to know.

VertigoNun · 21/03/2016 00:35

I am avoiding fisting and years ago I avoided something butter, I have a nice tidy browsing history.

HungryHorace · 21/03/2016 00:36

See, you're just tempting me to do it and I've resisted for bloody years so far!

VertigoNun · 21/03/2016 00:36

Crossed posts yes dragon butter, apparently it's terrible.

Sparklingsky · 21/03/2016 00:37

What is it? What is it? What is it?

UmbongoUnchained · 21/03/2016 00:39

Get yourselves over to urban dictionary where it's safe(ish)