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To wish the titles in the sex topic were less repulsive?

153 replies

Bickwood · 20/03/2016 21:23

Envy
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Bickwood · 20/03/2016 22:17

I wish I'd posted on the taste of spunk. I want to know where it is.

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lorelei9 · 20/03/2016 22:17

OP "The taste of spunk appears to have vanished"

well that got sorted out quickly Grin

Imissmy0ldusername · 20/03/2016 22:19

Read the sex threads, but in your head, with your best Miranda Hart voice. Preferably when she's being Chummy from Call the Midwife.

Maryz · 20/03/2016 22:20

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HairySubject · 20/03/2016 22:25

Shock yes I definitely hope it is just the thread that drops off. Grin

usual · 20/03/2016 22:26

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Sallyingforth · 20/03/2016 22:31

It's the sex topic, not gardeners question time!
Not even lady gardens time?

DawnOfTheDoggers · 20/03/2016 22:32

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Audreyhelp · 20/03/2016 22:34

Never knew about a sex topic, just going to look and be disgusted.

lorelei9 · 20/03/2016 22:36

usual "The Spunk thread has probably just slid off Active."

I was laughing hysterically at this but that statement has finished me off. My tummy hurts from laughing now Grin

sandylion · 20/03/2016 22:38

YABU! Sex is repulsive! You've had sex I assume. Just think about it for a minute, it's actually fucking gross. So slimy and stinky and MOIST! I love the sex topic, I sit down with a wee cup of tea and a biscuit.

Audreyhelp · 20/03/2016 22:45

Where do I find the sex topic ?

katkit · 20/03/2016 22:49

There's a sex topic? Ohh link please!

pandarific · 20/03/2016 22:50

The sex topic is not full of trolls. Just mnetters talking about sex. As you would imagine.

Sparklingbrook · 20/03/2016 22:51

Is it still popular with the men?

pandarific · 20/03/2016 22:56

Audreyhelp katkit It's in the Body and Soul section.

Wagglebees · 20/03/2016 22:57

Sparkling I thought the broken DP thread was going to be a sex position gone wrong. I fully expected a snapped penis post. Confused I still clicked on it though.

Sparklingbrook · 20/03/2016 22:58

YY Waggle. I was half expecting talk of banjo strings. But no. Phew.

Audreyhelp · 20/03/2016 23:00

Thanks pandarific

Maryz · 20/03/2016 23:01

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Shakey15000 · 20/03/2016 23:01

I still giggle when I see a Fiat. And shall do forever more.

Wagglebees · 20/03/2016 23:03

Is it still popular with the men?

Sex? Yes I believe so. The dutty swines.

To wish the titles in the sex topic were less repulsive?
FoodPorn · 20/03/2016 23:05

YANBU

Sparklingbrook · 20/03/2016 23:05

Noo I meant the sex topic. Grin is it full of men still?

IAmTheWhoreOfBabylon · 20/03/2016 23:07

I Googled fisting when the thread first started
I haven't quite recovered from the images. I must curb my curiosity
Did anyone else Google
We could form a support groupWink

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